Colin's definitions

broke

The state of having no, or very little money.

I am broke, so I am not of the state of being able to play one or more of multiple pleasurable games at the local arcade.

by colin January 1, 2004

Anal Bukkake

The same as bukkake except the males defecate on the female instead of ejaculate.

After the anal bukkake session, Kim wanted nothing more than to take a good shower.

by Colin March 14, 2005

Yard Job

To drive through somones lawn, spining the tires in it and causing damage to the yard.

Steve gave Matt a great Yard Job last night after the game.

by Colin April 11, 2004

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

WARDY

a individual that is high in rank. Has all the respect of his/her fellow people.

"Yo wardy got his head check and don't need to earn respect"

by colin November 18, 2003

Religious fundamentalist

Usually Christians - like to shove religion down other's throats - usually anti-choice. See Holier-Than-Thou.

Oh shit! Here come a bunch o' fundamentalists! Hide the contaceptives!

by Colin October 10, 2003

Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 26, 2004