101 definitions by Colin

off the log

A fart that passes over a piece of crap before leaving your body.

"Holy crap that fart smells horrible! It must have been off the log."

by Colin January 11, 2004

placing of the scrotum in one's lip as if it were a dip of copenhagen

Fred, if that bitch doesn't shut the fuck up, im gonna give her a dip of scrotumhagen!

by Colin April 12, 2005

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.

I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...

by Colin January 27, 2004

The act of masturbating with the aid of a woman's breasts.

Oh man, I can't believe he Upper Decked that girl...

by Colin January 23, 2004

greatest drummer ever was with pantera the greatest band ever

listen to some

by Colin December 11, 2003

an individual who wears a blazer jacket that does not match any other clothes that they are wearing.

The Tzar, The One, The J, The E, The Jamie

by Colin September 27, 2004

a slut, whore, female who have sex with alot of guys

mrs. panko is a slut

by Colin June 17, 2003