Colin's definitions

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003

Stoffle

an uncircumsized penis, haah. just really goes with the look and mind of a goofy looking penis!

Paul:Its like a blanket when i sleep but for my penis.....Me: haha ur a fucking loser, u have a helmet dick bitch!!

by Colin February 22, 2005

Noxious Waste

A bad ass punk band from NE Philadelphia.

Dude did you go to the Noxious Waste show last night? Nah dude, they dont have shows yet. oh yea...

by Colin January 30, 2005

Eahhh

what you exclaim when receiving a blowjob and the girl is deepthroating your cock.(pronounced like YEAH without the Y)

Bobby was sucking my cock while i said Eahhh.

by colin April 10, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

Git

A pregnant Camel

That is a git

by Colin September 14, 2003

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004