Colin's definitions

Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

by Colin April 12, 2005

vassili zamji

a gay ass fagot (1st def) with no friends that hate aleshia jones.

vassili hates aleshia

by colin November 29, 2003

sharpie

A gothic person; dresses in all black and has white skin, like a sharpie marker.

look at that sharpie on the stage!

by colin November 9, 2003

merkur

Ford's high performance sedans from the mid-late 1980's. Quick car, unpronouncable name. Driving one these days solicits "WTF!!" reactions.

Commoner: Whoa, wtf is that? An Escort?
Merkanic: No, fool. It's a mare-coor.
Commoner: Riiight... nice wing.
Merkanic: Thanks, it's stock.

by Colin August 26, 2004

SLB

Sweaty Little Boy, an acronym created for insults in Phantasy Star Online (early 2001) and later popularized by rap superstar Robo Randy in his mega hit “Spank Paddles”

"Hey Eros... I hear that guy likes SLBs."

by colin April 7, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Modern equivalent of the Holy Grail: they may never be found, but they sure provide impetus for Christian westerners to crusade into the Middle East and kill brown people.

"Monty Python and the Weapons of Mass Destruction"

by Colin January 18, 2004

bootfuck

to kick someone more than once in a fight

i bootfucked the shit out of that guy

by colin November 21, 2003