Colin's definitions

Stuart Singer

disco, memory loss, thunder thighs, chav

"have you seen that stuart singer anywhere around?"
"has stuart singer put in a video for magnum?"

by Colin April 12, 2005

vassili zamji

a gay ass fagot (1st def) with no friends that hate aleshia jones.

vassili hates aleshia

by colin November 29, 2003

Poison Dwarf

A selfish, untrustworthy, deeply obnoxious or evil person of diminutive size, whose ostensibly unthreatening appearance allows them to fulfil their predisposition for causing unprovoked pain and suffering in an under-hand manner for anyone who has the misfortune to strike-up a friendship them.

When I first met her, I couldn't understand why her ex referred to her as the Poison Dwarf, but after 4 years of marriage, involving such unexplained occurrances as the slashing of her tyres and deliveries of excrement, not to mention the blatent lies about her working late, I think I'm starting to understand.

by Colin October 5, 2004

webface

1. a freak who chats on zanet
2. term meaning genius
3. a name created by coke meaning "anything else"

1. hello webface
2. look, he's a fucking webface!
3. bleh, it's just a webface

by Colin April 11, 2004

magoo

Someone who is overly wholesome, excessively cheerful, and a goody-two-shoes in an excruciatingly irritating manner.

Refer to Liar Liar, junk yard scene for a good idea of the terms usage.

by Colin February 23, 2004

yolo

You Only Live Once!

Hey man.....yolo!

by Colin April 6, 2004

hardbar

any type of liguir can be called hardbar

i had around 10 shots of hardbar lastnight

by colin November 21, 2003