Colin's definitions

wife

verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.

1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(

by colin February 25, 2004

Git

A pregnant Camel

That is a git

by Colin September 14, 2003

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

C. Jay

A mythical warrior known to all the villagers because he runs real fast and saves the day. Friended to Colin, the beast-boy.

C. Jay saved the village people.

by Colin April 18, 2005

hardbar

any type of liguir can be called hardbar

i had around 10 shots of hardbar lastnight

by colin November 21, 2003

Dilge

A bridge, usually between two eyebrows forming a unibrow.

Wow, Brian, that is a huge dilge!

by Colin April 5, 2006

sasi backup

1) An ethnic friend, generally female, who stands behind you and sasses your detractors whenever they are encoutnered.

2) Something generally heard over the loudspeakers at chatham high school. Nobody really knows what it means, but your life is never the same once you've heard it.

The sasi backup will begin in 5 minutes.

Oh yeah, that girl was getting all up in my face, but my sasi backup, Laura the Fexican, out sassed her hoe ass.

by Colin March 26, 2005