Colin's definitions
verb: when one of your friends gets married to a chick that is pure evil. The most common result of which is never seeing your friend again because his new wife has sucked the marrow of life out of your friendship. Used in anger, general despair, or for humorous effect when all you can do is laugh about the whole situation because it's so retarded.
1. Dude, he totally got wifed!
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(
2. She's got him so wifed, he doesn't know his moose-knuckle from a pimply walnut.
or when marriage becomes a quickly-approaching cloud of doom...
3. She's wifing him, man. It's only a matter of time :(
by colin February 25, 2004
Get the wifemug. A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.
by Colin January 26, 2009
Get the Sugar Lumpsmug. by Colin March 22, 2004
Get the cobramug. 
for the last f***king time it is sas-kay no sazuki...
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
i like boyz and toyz....and toyz in boyz
lets see....i take it in the ass monday, wed. and friday, but all the other days i take...except on sunday i go to church
i look like harry potter but i cant do any magic except either really suck at CSS or hack
my hobbies are long walks on the beach ( with boys), long showers (with boys) and getting hammered off one beer
if i could be anyone in life i would be arnold schwartnerager cause he can rape any boy in the world and no1 would be able to get him off
one day i hope i can be miss america and change the world
i love you all
<3 sasuke (smokescox4free@asspwnzor.penis)
by colin March 16, 2005
Get the sasukemug. by colin June 14, 2003
Get the hanusmug.