Colin's definitions

C. Jay

A mythical warrior known to all the villagers because he runs real fast and saves the day. Friended to Colin, the beast-boy.

C. Jay saved the village people.

by Colin April 18, 2005

shitty bitches

an expression used in times of frustration.

SHITTY BITCHES! i just dropped my placenta burger on the ground!

by Colin May 8, 2005

Dirty Rockefeller

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you defecate in her shoes and immediately leave after the act, yelling "Dirty Rockefeller" as you pass through the door.

"I thought he was a really nice guy until he left me that dirty rockefeller..."

by Colin March 25, 2008

Sugar Lumps

A common New Zealand euphemism for testicles, popularized in America by Jemaine Clement of the show and band, Flight of the Conchords.

All the ladies are just checking out my sugar lumps.

by Colin January 26, 2009

Life-Shit

A defecation so glorious that its passing causes your life up to that point to flash before your eyes due to the sheer emotion provoked by the stool.

Friend A: "Do I hear Brad crying in the bathroom?"

Friend B: "He must have just passed a life-shit!"

by Colin January 5, 2009

Qwikster

A social media venture for fans of Nestle Quik

"I met this girl on Qwikster... bitch loves chocolate milk!"

by Colin September 19, 2011

piss on it

When you're playing baseball and you get a pitch too good to not take deep.

Piss on it, turn that sumbitch yellow

by Colin July 15, 2004