Cole's definitions

Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005

C-Diddily

A person in Kansas who knows he is white but purposely takes the nickname of a seemingly ghetto origin. Short for Cole D.

What up C-Diddily?
You were killed by C-Diddily with an AK-47
Shit son its C-Diddily

by Cole May 3, 2003

gonads

your testicles,your jewels,your cookies,your nuts,your beans ect........

my stupid ex-wife kicked me in the gonads

by cole January 1, 2004

Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

HolmesBalla

Gangster slang, for a P.I.M.P. What you would call a good friend, a stranger that is good at sports, especially paintball.

Was`sup, holmesballa?
Hes a holmesballa fo' real.

by Cole January 9, 2005

Smoal

was used at Red vs Blue Christmas Special 2004

"F*** no! Do you know how much coal costs?! Like $5 a ton! I'm not spending that on losers like you. You're all getting lumps of Smoal."
"Whats Smoal??"
"Something like Coal but doesnt make any heat only smoke"
"What??? How that doesnt make heat?"
"Fuck do i know!?"

"Tucker, isn't Christmas the season of giving...holy shit Blue Santa!"

by Cole January 4, 2005

Mack Daddy

definitely not Cole McCormack. He is a fat jew beast with pimples, and fucking dreads.

NOT cole McCormack he is the biggest poser

by cole March 13, 2005