Colder's definitions

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

Blumpkin

To receive fellatio while simultaneously defecating
(blowjob+dump+pumpkin=blumpkin). In other words, the best of both worlds.

I got a blumpkin from my girlfriend when I had to take a shit while we were having sex.

by Colder May 7, 2011

PPACA

Short for the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act, a healthcare legislation passed in 2010 and signed into law by President Barack Obama.

Most people refer to the PPACA as "Obamacare".

by Colder April 27, 2013

It really do be like that sometimes

A catchphrase made famous by the Dr. Phil m&m, typically spoken in a fake Italian accent. Very therapeutic as it can be used to describe any situation.

Man, my girl ghosted me and told me she needed some time to herself, turns out she been cheating on me all along

“Damn, it really do be like that sometimes”

by Colder October 1, 2018

Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).

Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once

by Colder November 30, 2011

LifesAGlitchTV

LifesAGlitchTV (or LagTV for short), is a Starcraft II Youtube channel that broadcasts When Cheese Fails, a series of game replays featuring cheesers, people who try to quickly win a game with an unconventional strategy.

Hosted by NovaWar and MaximusBlack (aka Adam and Jeff) from Canuckville, Canada, who are well-known for their catchphrases like "Shit the bed", "Sour about life", and "Bob the Zealot".

Did you see LifesAGlitchTV's new episode?

Yeah, it was hilarious, and I don't even play Starcraft!

by Colder July 29, 2011

TT

Acronym for "that's true" or "true that", an expression of agreement.

Person1: Wow, this movie sucks

Person2: TT

by Colder August 1, 2011