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The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.
Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during that game
Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?
Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?
Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
by Colder November 23, 2011
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Get the FP mug.Can stand for many things, including:
1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)
2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)
3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)
4. Club Penguin
1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)
2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)
3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)
4. Club Penguin
1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!
2. Example above^
3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman
4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.
2. Example above^
3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman
4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.
by Colder September 1, 2011
Get the CP mug.How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike
Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.
Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?
Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.
Noob: Whatever
Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.
Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?
Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.
Noob: Whatever
by Colder August 29, 2011
Get the Pone mug.Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
Get the Nigs Before Pigs mug.A series of protests of concerned U.S. citizens, mostly held in New York City, to end the corporate greed and political corruption that has been degrading democracy in this country for years.
Criticized by the largely corporate-controlled media (Fox News especially), but is still gaining ground and will (hopefully) meet their goal of restoring the power to the people, not just the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
Criticized by the largely corporate-controlled media (Fox News especially), but is still gaining ground and will (hopefully) meet their goal of restoring the power to the people, not just the wealthiest 1% of Americans.
by Colder October 13, 2011
Get the Occupy Wall Street movement mug.The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.
Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.
Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.
Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.
(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.
Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.
(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
by Colder September 17, 2011
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