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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
mugGet the Nigs Before Pigsmug.

Pone

How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike

Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.

Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?

Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.

Noob: Whatever
by Colder August 29, 2011
mugGet the Ponemug.

Mod

A modification, used in reference to video games. A variation of a game's engine and graphics to create a new game.
Valve relies heavily on modding, with Counter-strike, Day of Defeat, and Garry's Mod all being mods of Half-life.
by Colder October 9, 2011
mugGet the Modmug.

LifesAGlitchTV

LifesAGlitchTV (or LagTV for short), is a Starcraft II Youtube channel that broadcasts When Cheese Fails, a series of game replays featuring cheesers, people who try to quickly win a game with an unconventional strategy.

Hosted by NovaWar and MaximusBlack (aka Adam and Jeff) from Canuckville, Canada, who are well-known for their catchphrases like "Shit the bed", "Sour about life", and "Bob the Zealot".
Did you see LifesAGlitchTV's new episode?

Yeah, it was hilarious, and I don't even play Starcraft!
by Colder July 29, 2011
mugGet the LifesAGlitchTVmug.

Terraria

A game that's similar to Minecraft, but with worse graphics, 2D gameplay (yes, 2D still exists in the 21st century, though it shoudn't), and overall bad design. Not a very interesting game, but can get very addicting.
Other guy: Cmon, let's play some Terraria

Me: Why, so I can play Minecraft with less features and dimensions? No thank you.
by Colder September 19, 2011
mugGet the Terrariamug.

Mod

1. Short for moderator

2. Short for modification
1. Stop trolling the forum, the mods are gonna ban you

2. Counter-Strike is my favorite Half-Life mod
by Colder October 9, 2011
mugGet the Modmug.

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.
He deals some good shards, want a fix?
by Colder May 7, 2011
mugGet the Shardmug.

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