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Nigs Before Pigs

Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
by Colder November 30, 2011
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Pone

How retarded people spell pwn. The word pwn is a typo of the word own, so spelling it pone is just idiotic.
Noob: We poned their team in Counter Strike

Average Person: It's spelled pwned, idiot.

Noob: No, it's spelled pone. Why would it be spelled with a "w"?

Average Person: Because it's a typo of own, and it came from Warcraft III.

Noob: Whatever
by Colder August 29, 2011
mugGet the Ponemug.

Encyclopediadramatica.ch

The new domain name for the internet humor site Encyclopedia Dramatica, as its old domain name has been taken over by some crappy website called OhInternet.
Jim: Hey, why can't i get on Encyclopedia Dramatica? It keeps redirecting me to this gay page called Ohinternet.

Me: Go to encyclopediadramatica.ch, that's where the original site is.

Jim: Oh okay. Thanks.

(Goes on ED, much lulz ensues)
by Colder September 17, 2011
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FP

An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.
I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.
by Colder September 27, 2011
mugGet the FPmug.

Unfunny

Uncyclopedia, trying to be the politically correct, SFW clone of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is one of the most unfunny sites on the internet.
by Colder August 25, 2011
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CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin
1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.
by Colder September 1, 2011
mugGet the CPmug.

SFW

Safe for work. Something on the internet that would be acceptable to view in public.
Don't go on 4chan, it's not SFW
by Colder August 25, 2011
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