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MVP

The Most Valuable Player. The player with the most skill, who contributes the most to their team. Used mainly in sports and video games.

Unfortunately, this term was hijacked by retards who watch Jersey Shore, who now think it stands for Mike Vinny Paul or some shit.
Me: He was totally MVP during that game

Friend: Mike, Vinny, and Paul?

Me: *facepalm. I don't know why I'm even talking to you
by Colder November 23, 2011
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QQ more noob

An online term used on video game threads to tell someone to quit the game they are complaining about, because they are stupid or unskilled.

Originated from the RTS Warcraft, where pressing alt-QQ would immediately quit the game if they were getting pwned.
Unfortunately, some people mistake it for "cry more noob" because supposedly QQ resembles a crying face.
Noob: OMG PLEAse take oUt this gun it iS SOOOO overpowerd

Poster: QQ more noob. It is not overpowered, you just suck. Maybe that's why you keep getting pwned by it.
by Colder September 1, 2011
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PC Gamer

1. A British magazine that gives information, release dates, and reviews about video games

2. A person who plays video games on a computer. Prefers PCs to Xbox/Playstation for reasons like stable controls, RTS games, and more control keys.
PC gamers aren't necessarily noobs. They just prefer a highly flexible, stable platform for gaming.
by Colder November 13, 2011
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EG

The Evil Geniuses, a professional Starcraft II league. Includes famous players like IdrA and DeMuslim (who are currently Grandmasters), and is led by iNControl.
Is EG playing in the MLG tournament?
by Colder September 16, 2011
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SFW

Safe for work. Something on the internet that would be acceptable to view in public.
Don't go on 4chan, it's not SFW
by Colder August 25, 2011
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STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).
I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!
by Colder November 20, 2011
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Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.
Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.
by Colder September 19, 2011
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