Colder's definitions

Shard

A piece of crystal meth, a psychedelic stimulant, named for the shard-like crystals. Has nothing to do with shitting in your pants while farting, that's shart.

He deals some good shards, want a fix?

by Colder May 7, 2011

Mod

1. Short for moderator

2. Short for modification

1. Stop trolling the forum, the mods are gonna ban you

2. Counter-Strike is my favorite Half-Life mod

by Colder October 9, 2011

Macro

The ability in RTS games to constantly produce units, keep a strong economy going, and build up a base. The opposite of micro, which involves controlling individual units.

In other words, keeping your money down (always spending it on units), your income up (by building workers to collect resources), and your army larger than your opponent's.

Zerg (from Starcraft) is a macro-intensive race, because of its ability to build units and expand easily.

by Colder September 19, 2011

STFB

Storm the Fucking Base. A mod for the game Minecraft where you form a clan with your friends, build a fortress, and then spar with other clans for land, resources, and glory. Designed and hosted by RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology).

I'm going on the STFB server tonight, are you?

Hell yeah!

by Colder November 20, 2011

Unfunny

The glorious lack of lulz.

Uncyclopedia, trying to be the politically correct, SFW clone of Encyclopedia Dramatica, is one of the most unfunny sites on the internet.

by Colder August 25, 2011

FP

An abbreviation of First Poster. The person who began a thread on a forum or image board.

I think the FP on this thread is just trolling us.

by Colder September 27, 2011

CP

Can stand for many things, including:

1. Command Post (Star Wars Battlefront)

2. Control Point (Team Fortress 2, basically the same thing as definition #1)

3. Civil Protection (Half-Life 2)

4. Club Penguin

1. Capture that CP before the enemy regroups!

2. Example above^

3. CP units heading your way, Dr. Freeman

4. Go on CP tonight, I'll be on.

by Colder September 1, 2011