8 definitions by Coiked

Gummy worms

A. Small, gooey-like candies which resemble Gummy Bears.

B. Ammunition.

A. Gummy bears sure taste good with cream cheese!

B. Fucking Aaron. Stop welting me!

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Glump

A. Related to "Gulp," Glump is the sound a large animal makes when swallowing any medium-large sized object. onomatopoeia
B. The sound you make when you aggressively swallow something. onomatopoeia

A. "Holy hell dude, that Elephant just glumped your couch!"

B. "She yelled at me for not giving her back her necklace, so I glumped it instead."

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Hnnnnnng

The sound which escapes you the moment you finally realize you're about to "take the kids to the pool."

Best not to write one here. I'm sure you know what I'm referring to.

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Really Shit Band

Most often, a band of little musical talent or significance whatsoever. Usually, the type of band which your one crazy, musically incompetent friend listens to and rips guitar tab from off the internet in an attempt to impress others who could not tell the difference between a Really Shit Band and the sound of their own head imploding from horrible sounds the rest of us are subjected to.

I kicked Mark in the balls and he sounded like a Really Shit Band.

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Mint Ginch

A. See Ginch

B. Something satesfying to call out from time to time during the day.

C. What Aaron had to wear one afternoon.

B. Aaron: "MINT GINCH!!!"

C. Grant: "Holy crap dude, you're wearing F**king GINCH!?"

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Taking the kids to the pool

A. Most often a gesture of good faith by a parent who is faced by a number of screaming children demanding to go play in what us adults know better to be nothing more than a public children's washroom.

B. Taking a S**t.

A. "Help me find my keys, I really gotta take the kids to the pool!"

B. "Help me find the toilet paper! I REALLY gotta take the kids to the pool!!"

by Coiked April 14, 2004

Shitty Ginch

A. When someone experiences a really difficult hardship.

B. The literal obvious. See Ginch.

A. Steve: "Oh man. I think I chopped my balls off."
Greg: "SHITTY GINCH!"

B. Thomas wasn't invited because he has shitty ginch.

by Coiked April 14, 2004