CognitiveFuel's definitions

HCl

HCl is short for Hydrogen Chloride or the Hydrochloride group. HCl (aq) is an aqueous solution of Hydrochloric acid. Ethylamine HCl is the salt of Ethylamine and Hydrogen Chloride.

I reacted freebase liquid volatile ethylamine with Hydrogen Chloride gas in ethanol and got Ethylamine HCl

by CognitiveFuel October 27, 2022

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Khat

Khat is a plant with leaves that you chew to get energy and a high. It's relaxing yet stimulating. Khat leaves contain mostly cathine and a little cathinone and it's mostly the cathinone (phenylpropanoneamine, 2-aminopropiophenone) that gives you energy with cathine contributing very little to the energy and the high. Khat is used to study similar to Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, and Caffeine. Khat can be chewed freshly picked from the khat tree or brewed into a tea. The leaves must be used quickly, or it will all turn into cathine (phenylpropanolamine, D-Norpseudoephedrine) within 3 days of picking them. Khat is legal in some places like Ethiopia, Yemen, and South Africa, yet illegal in other places like the US and Canada. Khat releases dopamine and norepinephrine. Khat is like Caffeine, but stronger. Khat is Nature's Ritalin. The Khat plant needs less water than the Coffee plant and can withstand higher temperatures than the coffee plant. Khat loves the sunlight.

I picked and brewed fresh khat leaves. It gave me energy to study and do homework and clean. I got a nice high off of khat. Khat is the coffee of the future.

by CognitiveFuel January 8, 2023

Dibutyl ether

Dibutyl ether is an ether that is used for complex grignard reactions where higher temperatures are needed. Dibutyl ether is good for reacting benzyl magnesium chloride (made from benzyl chloride and magnesium turnings in dibutyl ether) with acetonitrile in dibutyl ether at elevated temperatures. Then reacting it with hydrochloric acid to get Phenyl-2-Propanone. Dibutyl ether increases the yield compared to diethyl ether. Dibutyl ether is produced by reacting butanol with sulfuric acid. The temperature cannot be too high, as butanol could dehydrate into butene (1-butene). The ether must be stored with butylated hydroxytoluene as explosive peroxides can form.
Properties
Chemical formula
C8H18O
Molar mass
130.231 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Fruity
Density
0.77 g/cm3 (20 °C)
Melting point
−95 °C (−139 °F; 178 K)
Boiling point
141 °C (286 °F; 414 K)

I reacted benzyl magnesium chloride with acetonitrile in dibutyl ether and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to get Phenyl-2-Propanone.

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023