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The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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by CognitiveFuel January 9, 2023
Get the MDP2NP2 mug.PCC is Pyridinium ChloroChromate (Pyridinium chlorochromate). It oxidizes primary alcohols to aldehydes and secondary alcohols to ketones. One has to be careful with the amount of water present in the reaction. If water is present, it can add to the aldehyde to create the hydrate, which could be further oxidized by a second equivalent of PCC if it is present. This is not a concern with ketones because there is no H directly bonded to C
Tony: I oxidized ethanol (100% drinking alcohol, ethyl alcohol) to ethanal (acetaldehyde, the stuff that gives you hangovers) while keeping things dry to prevent over oxidation to ethanoic acid (acetic acid, pure vinegar, final metabolite of ethanol). Then I chloromethylated thiophene to 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. Then I condensed acetaldehyde with ethylamine to form acetaldehyde ethylimine. Then I formed a grignard reagent of 2-(methylmagnesium chloro)thiophene and reacted them in diethyl ether to form ethiopropamine (EPA). This stimulant could be used for ADHD and ADD. It makes you confident, happy, helps you remember stuff, and keeps you focused. It's weaker than Ritalin, but it's stronger than coffee.
Warning /!\: Research chemicals have not been evaluated for long term effects and is not for human consumption.
CH3CH2OH --PCC--> CH3CHO
Warning /!\: Research chemicals have not been evaluated for long term effects and is not for human consumption.
CH3CH2OH --PCC--> CH3CHO
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
Get the PCC mug.2-Chloromethylthiophene is used as an intermediate to 1-(2-thienyl)-2-Propanone.
In a 2-l. beaker surrounded by an ice-salt bath , and fitted with a mechanical stirrer and a thermometer, are placed 420 g. (392 ml., 5 moles) of thiophene and 200 ml. of concentrated hydrochloric acid. A rapid stream of hydrogen chloride is passed continuously into the mixture with vigorous stirring. When the temperature reaches 0°, 500 ml. of 37% formaldehyde solution is added at a rate that will permit the temperature to remain below 5°. The addition requires about 4 hours. When all the formaldehyde solution has been added, the mixture is extracted with three 500-ml. portions of ether. The ether extracts are combined, washed successively with water and saturated sodium bicarbonate solution, and then dried over anhydrous calcium chloride. The solvent is removed by distillation, and the product is distilled under reduced pressure through a 50-cm. fractionating column. The product boiling at 73–75°/17 mm. is collected. The yield is 257–267 g. (40–41%) of a colorless oily liquid.
In a 2-l. beaker surrounded by an ice-salt bath , and fitted with a mechanical stirrer and a thermometer, are placed 420 g. (392 ml., 5 moles) of thiophene and 200 ml. of concentrated hydrochloric acid. A rapid stream of hydrogen chloride is passed continuously into the mixture with vigorous stirring. When the temperature reaches 0°, 500 ml. of 37% formaldehyde solution is added at a rate that will permit the temperature to remain below 5°. The addition requires about 4 hours. When all the formaldehyde solution has been added, the mixture is extracted with three 500-ml. portions of ether. The ether extracts are combined, washed successively with water and saturated sodium bicarbonate solution, and then dried over anhydrous calcium chloride. The solvent is removed by distillation, and the product is distilled under reduced pressure through a 50-cm. fractionating column. The product boiling at 73–75°/17 mm. is collected. The yield is 257–267 g. (40–41%) of a colorless oily liquid.
I synthesized 2-chloromethylthiophene from thiophene, concentrated hydrochloric acid, and formaldehyde.
by CognitiveFuel January 21, 2024
Get the 2-chloromethylthiophene mug.A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.
Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Night owl on steroids mug.An RC is a Research Chemical. Some research Chemicals get you high, or help you study at low doses (4F-MPH, a-PVP, Methcathinone). Some are milder and help you study with energy (Prolintane,
Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Cathinone). Some research chemicals help you study (Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax). Some can cure depression permanently (NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). Some RCs can help you stay awake and remember stuff (Hydrafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil). Some RCs raise your mood by preventing breakdown of Dopamine and Norepinephrine (D,L-Deprenyl; Pheniprazine). Some are NDRIs (Thiopropamine, PhenylPropylAminoPentane). Some are histaminergic to help you wake up (Wakix, Sunosi, Modafini, Armodafinil, Flmodafinil, Fluorenol). Some RCs became medicine and can help with trauma to help you forget (Propranolol, Klonopin). Some are replacements for alcohol/ethanol (2-methyl-2-butanol, Bretazenyl). Some are empathogen-entatcogens (IndanylAminoPropane (IAP), IndanylMethylAminoPropane (IMAP)).
Warning /!\: The long term effects of research chemicals have not been studied.
Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Cathinone). Some research chemicals help you study (Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax). Some can cure depression permanently (NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). Some RCs can help you stay awake and remember stuff (Hydrafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil). Some RCs raise your mood by preventing breakdown of Dopamine and Norepinephrine (D,L-Deprenyl; Pheniprazine). Some are NDRIs (Thiopropamine, PhenylPropylAminoPentane). Some are histaminergic to help you wake up (Wakix, Sunosi, Modafini, Armodafinil, Flmodafinil, Fluorenol). Some RCs became medicine and can help with trauma to help you forget (Propranolol, Klonopin). Some are replacements for alcohol/ethanol (2-methyl-2-butanol, Bretazenyl). Some are empathogen-entatcogens (IndanylAminoPropane (IAP), IndanylMethylAminoPropane (IMAP)).
Warning /!\: The long term effects of research chemicals have not been studied.
Tony: I took 100mg of Flodafinil and stayed up for 12 hours straight. I was studying.
The next day, I took 30mg Ethiopropamine (EPA) and 100mg Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide and studied and cleaned my room for 6 hours. Thanks RC!
The next day, I took 30mg Ethiopropamine (EPA) and 100mg Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide and studied and cleaned my room for 6 hours. Thanks RC!
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
Get the RC mug.Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine
and NZT-jr.
and NZT-jr.
College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2014
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