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Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Thiophene

Thiophene is a chemical that is useful in a lot of stuff. It can be bought or synthesized from butane and sulfer at the vapor phase at 65 °C. Thiophene is an aromatic compound. Thiophene can be chloromethylated by formaldehyde solution and hydrogen chloride at 5 °C or lower to 2-chloromethylthiophene/2-(Chloromethyl)thiophene (TP-MeCl).

Properties
Chemical formula
C4H4S
Molar mass
84.14 g/mol
Appearance
colorless liquid
Density
1.051 g/mL, liquid
Melting point
−38 °C (−36 °F; 235 K)
Boiling point
84 °C (183 °F; 357 K)
Magnetic susceptibility (χ)
-57.38·10−6 cm3/mol
Refractive index (nD)
1.5287
Viscosity
0.8712 cP at 0.2 °C
0.6432 cP at 22.4 °C

Tony: I synthesized 2-chloromethylthiophene from thiophene.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Phenyl-2-Propanol

Phenyl-2-Propanol is a chemical synthesized by reacting benzylmagnesium chloride with acetaldehyde in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether), or by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (or PAL synthesized from styrene and peracetic acid in a nitrogen or argon atmosphere to avoid over oxidation to phenylacetic acid (PAA) ) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether). Phenyl-2-Propanol is also known as P2Pol. Phenyl-2-Propanol can be oxidized to Phenyl-2-Propanone by using PCC, or by using Sodium Hypochlorite (pool shock, NaOCl), and glacial acetic acid. P2Pol can also be oxidized to P2P by using Sodium Chlorite (NaO2Cl), and acetic acid.

Density 0.996
Boiling point 220 ºC
Refractive index 1.5221
Flash point 85 ºC

Colorless liquid.

Tyler: I synthesized P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde and methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether.

by CognitiveFuel August 18, 2023

Poor man's cocaine

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

MAO Inhibitors

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors.

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors (MAO Inhibitors. MAOIs) are drugs that inhibit the enzyme monoamine oxidase. There are two enzymes that break down dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine: Catecholamine-O-Methyl-Transferase (COMT), and MonoAmineOxidase (MAO).

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors are effective antidepressants that make you happy. They help prevent the breakdown of Dopamine, Norepinephrine, and Epinephrine (adrenaline). Dopamine and endorphins are what make you feel happy while the dopamine combined with norepinephrine are what motivates you to do things. MAOIs include but are not limited to: Selegiline, Parnate, Deprenyl (racemic, D-Deprenyl + L Deprenyl), nordeprenyl (racemic), Ethylnordeprenyl (racemic), D-Deprenyl, Parnate, Phenelzine, and Pheniprazine.

MAOIs can be combined with: Modafinil, low dose Adderall, low dose Ritalin, Kratom, 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin) Memantine and low dose Adderall, Afobazole, Opicapone, Diphenylprolinol, and Modafinil and Kratom, Methiopropamine, Prolintane, and more.

I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was happy.

The next day, I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 50mg Opicapone, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was superhappy. These MAO Inhibitors are great.

by CognitiveFuel December 14, 2022

MPA

MPA (Methiopropamine, MethioPropAmine), is a stimulant with a thiophene ring instead of a phenyl ring. MPA is short for Methiopropamine. This stimulant is the thiophene analog of methamphetamine. MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. So amphetamine is 4 times stronger than MPA while methamphetamine is 6 times stronger than MPA (Methiopropamine). MPA is sometimes called Speed Jr, Amp Jr, or Amphetamine jr.

WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.

Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours

Logan: I took 40mg of MPA (Methiopropamine). I cleaned my room and did my homework. I then went to the lab. I took 200mg of Modafinil the next day.

by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022

White blood cells

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).

Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023