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Vitamin P

Vitamin P is code for Prolintane. Prolintane is a stimulant of norepinephrine-dopamine reuptake inhibitors developed in the 1950s. This is a pretty awesome stimulant that is sometimes used by overachievers and nootropic freaks. The dose range is 20mg to 40mg and the duration is 7 hours to over 12 hours. It is a mild stimulant with a very good safety profile. It works best if cycled(some time on Vitamin P, some time off Vitamin P). It has recently gained popularity among college students and professionals. The one side effect is that you may become a chatterbox while on Vitamin P. Prolintane is a nootropic with a better safety profile than propylhexedrine, cyclopentamine and caffeine. Prolintane is often referred to as Vitamin P and can go for as much as $20 dollars per 40mg dose. Doses of 40mg or more or continual use without breaks makes you hyper. Vitamin P makes you courageous, but you may seem to bold and occasionally act like a talkative nutbar. Your mind would literally feel like it's been overclocked. Vitamin P has no withdrawal effects and seems like a hybrid of caffeine

and NZT-jr.

College student: Dude! I got so much work to do and all these classes and homework.
College student 2: I've got some Vitamin P!
College student: How much? I really have so much work, I'll need a super brain for it all.
College student 2: I'll give you 100mg for $20.
College student : Cool!
3 weeks later!
College student: I'm amazed by the increase in organization skills, better memory and focus, more energy, and lack of withdrawal simptoms. It's best in the morning though. I feel great! This is like the precious NZT and it's all mine. ALL MINE! Must stock up on prolintane, hydrafinil, phenylpiracetam hydrazide, and all cognitive enhancing substances.
College student 2: I've think you've gone mad with power.
College student: Of course I did! Have you ever tried going mad without power?! It sucks! Nobody listens to you.
-10 years later-
College student 2: You're a professional?
College student: Sure! I owe it all to healthy living, going gluten free because I'm gluten intolerant, plenty of excersice, and good old fashioned prolintane. PROLINTANE!
College student 2: Stop biohacking!
College student: NEVER! As long as I cycle my nootropics, stay healthy, and take supplements and breaks, I'll becoome a galactic overlord.

by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2014

Night owl on steroids

A night owl on steroids is when you stay awake until midnight or later and even until 3am, 4am, or even 5am without feeling sleepy or tired. It's when you're sleeping until 11am, 12pm, or 1pm. You sleep 8 hours and feel refreshed when you wake up around noon or later. You get energized from 5am and even more later. It's delayed sleep phase disorder. The treatment is Modafinil early in the morning to wake up since you can't turn the rest of society into night owls on steroids or even night owls. Treatment also includes taking 25mg to 50mg Amitriptyline at 10pm So that by the time 11pm comes, you fall asleep.

Tony: I have delayed sleep phase disorder. So by taking Modafinil early in the morning, I can wake up early in the morning and stay awake. Then I fall asleep earlier too. I used to be a night owl on steroids. Now I'm an early bird as long as I take Modafinil early.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

RC

An RC is a Research Chemical. Some research Chemicals get you high, or help you study at low doses (4F-MPH, a-PVP, Methcathinone). Some are milder and help you study with energy (Prolintane,

Methiopropamine, Ethiopropamine, Cathinone). Some research chemicals help you study (Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, N-Acetyl-Selank, Selank, Semax). Some can cure depression permanently (NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). Some RCs can help you stay awake and remember stuff (Hydrafinil, Adrafinil, Fladrafinil, Flodafinil). Some RCs raise your mood by preventing breakdown of Dopamine and Norepinephrine (D,L-Deprenyl; Pheniprazine). Some are NDRIs (Thiopropamine, PhenylPropylAminoPentane). Some are histaminergic to help you wake up (Wakix, Sunosi, Modafini, Armodafinil, Flmodafinil, Fluorenol). Some RCs became medicine and can help with trauma to help you forget (Propranolol, Klonopin). Some are replacements for alcohol/ethanol (2-methyl-2-butanol, Bretazenyl). Some are empathogen-entatcogens (IndanylAminoPropane (IAP), IndanylMethylAminoPropane (IMAP)).

Warning /!\: The long term effects of research chemicals have not been studied.

Tony: I took 100mg of Flodafinil and stayed up for 12 hours straight. I was studying.

The next day, I took 30mg Ethiopropamine (EPA) and 100mg Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide and studied and cleaned my room for 6 hours. Thanks RC!

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

PCC

PCC is Pyridinium ChloroChromate (Pyridinium chlorochromate). It oxidizes primary alcohols to aldehydes and secondary alcohols to ketones. One has to be careful with the amount of water present in the reaction. If water is present, it can add to the aldehyde to create the hydrate, which could be further oxidized by a second equivalent of PCC if it is present. This is not a concern with ketones because there is no H directly bonded to C

Tony: I oxidized ethanol (100% drinking alcohol, ethyl alcohol) to ethanal (acetaldehyde, the stuff that gives you hangovers) while keeping things dry to prevent over oxidation to ethanoic acid (acetic acid, pure vinegar, final metabolite of ethanol). Then I chloromethylated thiophene to 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. Then I condensed acetaldehyde with ethylamine to form acetaldehyde ethylimine. Then I formed a grignard reagent of 2-(methylmagnesium chloro)thiophene and reacted them in diethyl ether to form ethiopropamine (EPA). This stimulant could be used for ADHD and ADD. It makes you confident, happy, helps you remember stuff, and keeps you focused. It's weaker than Ritalin, but it's stronger than coffee.

Warning /!\: Research chemicals have not been evaluated for long term effects and is not for human consumption.

CH3CH2OH --PCC--> CH3CHO

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

MAO Inhibitors

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors.

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors (MAO Inhibitors. MAOIs) are drugs that inhibit the enzyme monoamine oxidase. There are two enzymes that break down dopamine, epinephrine, and norepinephrine: Catecholamine-O-Methyl-Transferase (COMT), and MonoAmineOxidase (MAO).

MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitors are effective antidepressants that make you happy. They help prevent the breakdown of Dopamine, Norepinephrine, and Epinephrine (adrenaline). Dopamine and endorphins are what make you feel happy while the dopamine combined with norepinephrine are what motivates you to do things. MAOIs include but are not limited to: Selegiline, Parnate, Deprenyl (racemic, D-Deprenyl + L Deprenyl), nordeprenyl (racemic), Ethylnordeprenyl (racemic), D-Deprenyl, Parnate, Phenelzine, and Pheniprazine.

MAOIs can be combined with: Modafinil, low dose Adderall, low dose Ritalin, Kratom, 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin) Memantine and low dose Adderall, Afobazole, Opicapone, Diphenylprolinol, and Modafinil and Kratom, Methiopropamine, Prolintane, and more.

I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was happy.

The next day, I took 20mg of Selegiline (MAOI), 50mg Opicapone, 25mg 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (tropoflavin), 40mg Methiopropamine (MPA), and 3g Kratom and I was superhappy. These MAO Inhibitors are great.

by CognitiveFuel December 14, 2022

MPA

MPA (Methiopropamine, MethioPropAmine), is a stimulant with a thiophene ring instead of a phenyl ring. MPA is short for Methiopropamine. This stimulant is the thiophene analog of methamphetamine. MPA is 1/4 the strength of amphetamine and 1/6 the strength of methamphetamine. So amphetamine is 4 times stronger than MPA while methamphetamine is 6 times stronger than MPA (Methiopropamine). MPA is sometimes called Speed Jr, Amp Jr, or Amphetamine jr.

WARNING: Always start with lower doses due to differences between individual body weight, tolerance, metabolism, and personal sensitivity.

Oral:
Dosage
Threshold
10 mg
Light
20 - 30 mg
Common
30 - 50 mg
Strong
50 - 60 mg
Heavy
60 mg +
Duration:
Total
6 - 10 hours
Onset
30 - 60 minutes
Peak
2 - 4 hours
Offset
2 - 3 hours
After effects
1 - 2 hours

Logan: I took 40mg of MPA (Methiopropamine). I cleaned my room and did my homework. I then went to the lab. I took 200mg of Modafinil the next day.

by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022

White blood cells

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).

Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023