CognitiveFuel's definitions

Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

MDP2P

MDP2P is 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone. It's a ketone used to make MDA, MDMA, and MDEA.

I used MDP2P in a ethanol solution based reductive amination with ethylamine to yield MDEA.

by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023

PAL

PAL (All capital letters) means PhenylAcetaLdehyde (Phenylacetaldehyde). It's a precursor to P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol) and Ethylamphetamine. You could either do a grignard reaction of PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde) with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to create P2Pol (Phenyl-2-Propanol), or condense the PAL with ethylamine to create PAL ethylimine (Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine), and do a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) and do a hydrochloric acid work-up to create Ethylamphetamine. PAL might polymerize, but in air it can over-oxidize to PAA (PhenylAcetic Acid, Phenylacetic acid). PAL can also be used to synthesize Propylamphetamine and DEPEA (N,a-Diethylphenethylamine). DEPEA uses ethylmagnesium chloride.

Tony: I just synthesized Propylamphetamine by using PAL (Phenylacetaldehyde), doing a grignard reaction with methylmagnesium iodide to form P2Pol. Then oxidizing it using PCC (Pyridinium chlorochromate) to P2P. Then I condensed it with Propylamine and reduced P2P Propylimine (Phenyl-2-Propanone Propylimine) in an ethanol hydrogen oxide (ethanol water) solution using Aluminum Galinstan to yield Propylamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.

Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023

Anti-Gateway Drug

An Anti-Gateway Drug is a drug that acts to stop you from using more dangerous drugs. Like when you use Arecoline Hydrobromide, Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Prolintane, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, or Hydrafinil to stay away from blue speed, meth, cocaine, crack, or bath salts (like a-PVP, a-PHP, MDPV). Modafinil and Armodafinil can help you quit caffeine. Kratom can help you quit Vicodin, Percocet, Krokodil, Heroin, Opium, and Fentanyl. 2-methyl-2-butanol, Etizolam, Afobazole, and Propranolol can help you stop trying Alcohol (ethanol) and benzodiazepines (Vallium, Klonopin, Xanax). JWH-018, JWH-073, and JWH-200 can help you quit THC, though you need to stack the JWH compound or THC with CBD. IndanylAminoPropane can help you quit MDMA and MDEA and it's a much milder entactogen-empathogen.

Tyler: I used to take Vicodin for my broken arm. Then I got addicted to Vicodin. Now I use Kratom and I no longer feel the need to try Vicodin. Plus, Kratom Kills pain. Kratom is my Anti-Gateway Drug. Also, My arm healed.

by CognitiveFuel March 9, 2023