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Crack

Crack has many definitions. The first definition is a crack in a wall or floor.

The second definition is a buttcrack. Either a man's buttcrack or a woman's buttcrack.

The third definition is that Crack is a dangerous drug. It's more dangerous than Crystal Speed and Blue Speed despite being weaker than Blue Speed and Crystal Speed because Crack not only affects your brain, but also your heart (due to Crack being cardiotoxic while Speed is not). Crack is wack. Crack last around 30 to 90 minutes while it makes you high but act crazy. Speed makes you high but study and clean and shower more. Crack is freebase cocaine. It is made with cocaine hydrochloride and sodium bicarbonate. Crack ruins lives and it's more expensive than Speed while also being crappier. Crack gets its name from the crackling sound it makes while burned. Crack (benzoylmethylecgonine) can lead to a heart attack and extreme poverty because you're wasting all your money on crack!! Crack is wack!
Steve: You got any Crack?
Drug dealer: $60.

Steve: *Smokes Crack.

*runs around naked.

People: Ahhh!

Steve: Crack is awesome!

People: What a Crackhead!

Police: You're under arrest for public nudity!

*tests for drug using pee test.

*Steve test positive for Crack! .
Steve (in jail): Aw man! Stupid Crack! I guess Crack IS wack!
by CognitiveFuel December 17, 2022
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421

421 stands for Kratom! 4/21 (April 21st) is national Kratom day. The day where you chug Kratom and get sauced/kratered (buzzed off kratom). Kratom gives you energy at lower doses and enhances mood and relaxation (especially at higher doses). Higher doses is also good for pain relief. Kratom can be taken at any time, but it's cooler to take it at 4:21pm.
Tom: I tried Kratom and I'm sauced! This 421 is great.
by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2022
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Product first

When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!

Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.

Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.
Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
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MDP2P

MDP2P is 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone. It's a ketone used to make MDA, MDMA, and MDEA.
I used MDP2P in a ethanol solution based reductive amination with ethylamine to yield MDEA.
by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023
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TP2P

TP2P is ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone. It's also known as 1-(2-ThioPhenyl)-2-Propanone, (2-ThioPhenyl)-2-Propanone, and 1-(2-Thienyl)acetone, and 1-(thiophen-2-yl)propan-2-one.

Density: 1.1±0.1 g/cm3
Boiling Point: 202.8±15.0 °C at 760 mmHg
Vapour Pressure: 0.3±0.4 mmHg at 25°C
Enthalpy of Vaporization: 43.9±3.0 kJ/mol
Flash Point: 76.4±20.4 °C
Index of Refraction: 1.532

ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone (or TP2P) is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Methiopropamine (MPA) and Thiopropamine (TPA). It could be used to synthesize Ethiopropamine (EPA) too.
I took TP2P and used reductive amination using an ethanol solution of methylanine and aluminum galinstan amalgam to make MPA.
by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023
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CHX2P

CHX2P is short for CycloHeXyl-2-Propanone. Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone can be used in the synthesis of Propylhexedrine (PPX) by using an ethanol water solution and methylamine and aluminum galinstan amalgam.
I reacted CHX2P (Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone) with methylamine using an ethanol water solution and used reductive amination using aluminum galinstan amalgam and synthesized PPX (Propylhexedrine).
by CognitiveFuel January 1, 2023
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