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Khat is a plant with leaves that you chew to get energy and a high. It's relaxing yet stimulating. Khat leaves contain mostly cathine and a little cathinone and it's mostly the cathinone (phenylpropanoneamine, 2-aminopropiophenone) that gives you energy with cathine contributing very little to the energy and the high. Khat is used to study similar to Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, and Caffeine. Khat can be chewed freshly picked from the khat tree or brewed into a tea. The leaves must be used quickly, or it will all turn into cathine (phenylpropanolamine, D-Norpseudoephedrine) within 3 days of picking them. Khat is legal in some places like Ethiopia, Yemen, and South Africa, yet illegal in other places like the US and Canada. Khat releases dopamine and norepinephrine. Khat is like Caffeine, but stronger. Khat is Nature's Ritalin. The Khat plant needs less water than the Coffee plant and can withstand higher temperatures than the coffee plant. Khat loves the sunlight.
I picked and brewed fresh khat leaves. It gave me energy to study and do homework and clean. I got a nice high off of khat. Khat is the coffee of the future.
by CognitiveFuel January 8, 2023
Get the Khat mug.A lunar eclipse is when the Earth's shadow blocks the full moon, making it look red and dark.
A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
A lunar eclipse is also when you're mooning (exposing your butt to) someone in broad daylight and a plane blocks the sun for a few seconds, casting a shadow on the moon (butt).
It was nighttime and all the people came to watch the lunar eclipse (Earth's shadow blocking the moon for a while).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
Tom was mooning people and then a plane passed by to cast a shadow. It was a lunar eclipse (shadow blocking butt).
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
Get the Lunar Eclipse mug.When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
Get the Product first mug.Baka is the Japanese word for fool. But if you say, "Que? Vaca?!" It means a "what? cow?!". Vaca is cow in Spanish. So watch them get upset and stuff.
Toshi: You Baka!
Tony: Que? Vaca!?
Toshi: uejf7@$&$*%(
*Toshi explodes
Tony: That's right! Tony sumar dos mas dos.
Tony: Que? Vaca!?
Toshi: uejf7@$&$*%(
*Toshi explodes
Tony: That's right! Tony sumar dos mas dos.
by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023
Get the Baka mug.The much cooler way of spelling Valium. It's a pill to help you relax. It is a benzo (benzodiazepine). The dose is 2 to 10mg taken 2 to 4 times a day. For added relaxation, you can combine it with Kratom. Vallium can become addictive. If you combine it with alcohol (ethanol, deathanol), you will black out.
Alex: I took 5mg of Vallium and now I'm relaxed.
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
Steve: Don't you mean Valium?
Alex: It's Vallium dumbass! No one says Valium anymore! Are you a Pasbt Blue Ribbon drinking hipster who uses apple products with no headphone jack!!!?
Steve: *hides apple phone and Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Steve: No?
by CognitiveFuel December 7, 2022
Get the Vallium mug.4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone (4,4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4-Difluorobenzophenone; 4 4'-Difluorobenzophenone) is an intermediate in the synthesis of the polymer PEEK and is also used in the synthesis of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Difluoromodafinil), Fladrafinil (Difluoroadrafinil) and Modafiendz (N-Methyl-Flodafinil, N-Methyl-Flmodafinil).
Tony: I synthesized Flodafinil (Flmodafinil) by using 4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone and sodium borohydride in ethanol, then converting the 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methanol to 4,4'-(Difluorophenyl)methyl bromide using Hydrobromic acid and Zinc chloride catalyst. Then reacting it with sodium thioglycolate. Then a few more steps and I got Flodafinil.
by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023
Get the 4,4'-Difluorobenzophenone mug.2m2bOH is 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol (2-methyl-2-butanol). It is synthesized by the grignard reaction of ethylmagnesium chloride and acetone followed by hydrochloric acid work-up. 2-methyl-2-butanol's dose range is 2ml to 12ml+ and the effects are similar to ethanol (regular drinking alcohol, beer, wine, vodka, spiked fruit punch), but more happy and sleepy and longer lasting. Also, unlike regular ethanol (which produces the moderately toxic hangover causing chemical acetaldehyde before producing harmless acetic acid), there's little to no hangover the next day with 2-methyl-2-butanol (because 2-methyl-2-butyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol created by gluconoridation and P450 oxidation are much safer and thus does not cause a headache).
Tony: I had 10ml of 2m2bOH and a monster energy drink and had a blast at a party! Then I went to bed. Then I woke up the next day without a hangover.
by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023
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