CognitiveFuel's definitions

Smurfs

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.

Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.

by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023

Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.

I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.

Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.

by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023

IND-H

IND-H (Ind-H) is Indanyl Hydride, or Indane. It is used in the synthesis of Indanyl Bromide (IND-Br, Ind-Br), IndanylMethyl Chloride (IND-MeCl, Ind-MeCl), and Indanyl-2-Propanone(IND2P, Ind2P). It is also used in the synthesis of IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) and IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).

Stan: I used IND-H to synthesize IND-MeCl.

by CognitiveFuel August 10, 2023

Fenbendazole

Fenbendazole is a dog dewormer which can reduce and possibly cure cancer. It's unclear whether it works for all cancers but some studies suggest it shrinks tumor size. It could be a good alone or as an add on treatment to surgery and chemo.

Tyler: I took 222mg fenbendazole and also got surgery and chemo and cured myself of lung cancer. I took more fenbendazole just to be on the safe side and ate fruits and vegetables. Now I don't need fenbendazole anymore.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.

Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023