CognitiveFuel's definitions

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is a hot Bandicoot with THICC thighs, booty, and boobs. She's in the game, Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's about time.

Pirate Tawna Bandicoot is THICC! She's sexy and hot!

by CognitiveFuel July 21, 2023

3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanol

3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanol (MDP2Pol) is a chemical with a boiling point of 125°C at 25mmHg. MDP2Pol is a yellowish oil which is an alcohol. It is formed from dilute phosphoric acid hydration of safrole (sulfuric acid isn't used because sulfuric acid is an oxidizing acid which rearranges MDP2Pol (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanol) to MDP1Pol (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-1-Propanol). MDP2Pol is also formed by oxymercuration demercuration of safrole. MDP2Pol can be oxidized to MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) by either sodium chlorite or sodium hypochlorite in hydrochloric acid and the byproduct is chlorine gas (wear a gas mask and do the reaction outside). It can also be oxidized by lead acetate. 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanol is also called Sesamyl-2-Propanol (Se2Pol, Ses2Pol, Sm2Pol), hydroxysafrole, and Sesamylisopropanol.

I formed 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanol by hydrating safrole with an aqueous dilute solution of phosphoric acid.

by CognitiveFuel November 18, 2022

IND-H

IND-H (Ind-H) is Indanyl Hydride, or Indane. It is used in the synthesis of Indanyl Bromide (IND-Br, Ind-Br), IndanylMethyl Chloride (IND-MeCl, Ind-MeCl), and Indanyl-2-Propanone(IND2P, Ind2P). It is also used in the synthesis of IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) and IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).

Stan: I used IND-H to synthesize IND-MeCl.

by CognitiveFuel August 10, 2023

4-MAX

4-MAX is an abbreviation for 4-Methylaminorex. It's a stimulant stronger than methamphetamine. While it causes no brain damage and last 12 to 16+ hours, it causes lung damage (cough up blood, hospitalizations, death).

Dennis: I tried 4-MAX and now I'm hospitalized! Curse you 4-MAX! More like death dust!

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Phenylacetaldehyde

Phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) is a chemical used in food, fragrances, and in the synthesis of chemicals. Phenylacetaldehyde can be condensed with ethylamine to make Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine, then reacted with either methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield Ethylamphetamine or with ethylmagnesium chloride in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield DEPEA (N,a-DiEthylPhenEthylAmine).

Physical Properties:
Appearance: colorless to pale yellow clear oily liquid (est)
Assay: 95.00 to 100.00
Halogens: Chlorine free
Food Chemicals Codex Listed: Yes
Specific Gravity: 1.02500 to 1.03500 @ 25.00 °C.
Pounds per Gallon - (est).: 8.529 to 8.612
Refractive Index: 1.52500 to 1.53200 @ 20.00 °C.
Melting Point: -10.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Boiling Point: 193.00 to 195.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Acid Value: 5.00 max. KOH/g
Vapor Pressure: 0.368000 mmHg @ 25.00 °C. (est)
Flash Point: 189.00 °F. TCC ( 87.00 °C. )
logP (o/w): 1.780
Shelf Life: 3.00 month(s) or longer if stored properly.
Soluble in:

alcohol

dipropylene glycol

fixed oils

water, 3026 mg/L @ 25 °C (est)
Insoluble in:

glycerin

Tony: I synthesized Phenyl-2-Propanol (P2Pol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) with methylmagnesium iodide.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

Vitamin A2

Vitamin A2 is Arecoline Hydrobromide (Otherwise known as ArcoFuel). It's a stimulant, makes you remember more, makes you happier, and is the antidote to scopolamine (burundanga) poisoning. Vitamin A2 (Arecoline Hydrobromide) makes you drool a little more as a side effect, while scopolamine temporarily turns you into a forgetful zombie that obeys criminals. Vitamin A2 is also good as a study aid, to get high, and as a pre-workout.

Tyler: I took 4mg of Vitamin A2 before working out. I feel happy and energetic.

by CognitiveFuel March 10, 2023