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Smurfs

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023
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Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.
Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.
by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023
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Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.
I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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Nerd Nectar

Often refers to caffeine. Sometimes, it can refer to prolintane, hydrafinil(fluorenol), sunifiram and phenylpiracetam. Most often, though, it refera to caffeine.
I had an energy drink and prolintane and was hyper for hours. This stuff is the nerd nectar of videogamers and overachievers everywhere.
by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015
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Sea-Legs

Sea-Legs is the ability to be on a boat and not fall over or vomit.

Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.

Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.

Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.
Stan: I took Sea-Legs (Meclizine)! Now I can keep my balance on the boat and not get nauseous or vomit.
by CognitiveFuel January 23, 2023
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Vitamin P

Vitamin P is Propylhexedrine! It's Propylhexedrine Acetate, Propylhexedrine Carbonate, or Propylhexedrine HCl (Propylhexedrine Hydrochloride). The Propylhexedrine HCl is the best, and can be in powders or crystals. You dissolve 175mg to 500mg+ Propylhexedrine HCl in water, then drink it. Then you feel energized or if ADHD, relaxed. It helps you focus, clean things, and calculate stuff, and breeze through homework.
Steve: With 350mg Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl), cleanings a breeze! Even studying and homework a breeze.
by CognitiveFuel April 14, 2024
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Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023
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