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P2P

P2P is Phenyl-2-Propanone (Phenylacetone). It can be used in reductive amination with either ammonia, methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine in an ethanol and hydrogen oxide(water) solution. It forms an imine intermediate. The reductive amination can be done with either toxic Aluminum Mercury or nontoxic Aluminum Galinstan. As a result, you can get amphetamine, methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine. Using methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine will yield around 70% methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine, while using ammonia will yield 30% amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine is Blue Speed.
I used P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone) in reductive amination with an ethanol water solution of ethylamine using Aluminum Galinstan. I got Ethylamphetamine. Blue Speed.
by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022
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Fenbendazole

Fenbendazole is a dog dewormer which can reduce and possibly cure cancer. It's unclear whether it works for all cancers but some studies suggest it shrinks tumor size. It could be a good alone or as an add on treatment to surgery and chemo.
Tyler: I took 222mg fenbendazole and also got surgery and chemo and cured myself of lung cancer. I took more fenbendazole just to be on the safe side and ate fruits and vegetables. Now I don't need fenbendazole anymore.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023
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Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!
Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.
by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023
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Nerd Nectar

Often refers to caffeine. Sometimes, it can refer to prolintane, hydrafinil(fluorenol), sunifiram and phenylpiracetam. Most often, though, it refera to caffeine.
I had an energy drink and prolintane and was hyper for hours. This stuff is the nerd nectar of videogamers and overachievers everywhere.
by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015
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Smurfs

Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.

Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.

*buys Phenylpropanolamine.

Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.

Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
by CognitiveFuel January 6, 2023
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Vitamin A2

Vitamin A2 is Arecoline Hydrobromide (Otherwise known as ArcoFuel). It's a stimulant, makes you remember more, makes you happier, and is the antidote to scopolamine (burundanga) poisoning. Vitamin A2 (Arecoline Hydrobromide) makes you drool a little more as a side effect, while scopolamine temporarily turns you into a forgetful zombie that obeys criminals. Vitamin A2 is also good as a study aid, to get high, and as a pre-workout.
Tyler: I took 4mg of Vitamin A2 before working out. I feel happy and energetic.
by CognitiveFuel March 10, 2023
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