CognitiveFuel's definitions

Nut Sack Turbulance

Nut Sack Turbulance is when you bust a nut to pr0n or cartoon pr0n and there's Turbulance. Sometimes you're just grabbing your nutsack and it causes mini Turbulance. You could probably bust to random videos and it causes Nut Sack Turbulance. Earthquakes and Destroyed cities and more. Not literally though, LOL!

Tyler: Busts to a random video or to pr0n with random music playing in the background or cartoon pr0n sometimes.

*Earthquakes!

*Destroying cities!

*Crushed buildings!

* Nut Sack Turbulance ends.

Andre: What did you do?! EVERYTHING IS DESTROYED!

Tyler: *Grabs nuts.

*mini Turbulance.

*mini Turbulance ends.

*goes for a run.

by CognitiveFuel December 21, 2023

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium, or TP-MeMgCl, or 2-thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride is made from 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. It's a grignard reagent and an intermediate that can be reacted with acetonitrile to form TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone). Then Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Average mass
156.916 Da
Monoisotopic mass
155.965088 Da

Tony: I synthesized Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium by reacting 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene with magnesium turnings in diethyl ether. I replaced the diethyl ether with dibutyl ether and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone)

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

P2P

P2P is Phenyl-2-Propanone (Phenylacetone). It can be used in reductive amination with either ammonia, methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine in an ethanol and hydrogen oxide(water) solution. It forms an imine intermediate. The reductive amination can be done with either toxic Aluminum Mercury or nontoxic Aluminum Galinstan. As a result, you can get amphetamine, methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine. Using methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine will yield around 70% methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine, while using ammonia will yield 30% amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine is Blue Speed.

I used P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone) in reductive amination with an ethanol water solution of ethylamine using Aluminum Galinstan. I got Ethylamphetamine. Blue Speed.

by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

Fenbendazole

Fenbendazole is a dog dewormer which can reduce and possibly cure cancer. It's unclear whether it works for all cancers but some studies suggest it shrinks tumor size. It could be a good alone or as an add on treatment to surgery and chemo.

Tyler: I took 222mg fenbendazole and also got surgery and chemo and cured myself of lung cancer. I took more fenbendazole just to be on the safe side and ate fruits and vegetables. Now I don't need fenbendazole anymore.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Phenylacetaldehyde

Phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) is a chemical used in food, fragrances, and in the synthesis of chemicals. Phenylacetaldehyde can be condensed with ethylamine to make Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine, then reacted with either methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield Ethylamphetamine or with ethylmagnesium chloride in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield DEPEA (N,a-DiEthylPhenEthylAmine).

Physical Properties:
Appearance: colorless to pale yellow clear oily liquid (est)
Assay: 95.00 to 100.00
Halogens: Chlorine free
Food Chemicals Codex Listed: Yes
Specific Gravity: 1.02500 to 1.03500 @ 25.00 °C.
Pounds per Gallon - (est).: 8.529 to 8.612
Refractive Index: 1.52500 to 1.53200 @ 20.00 °C.
Melting Point: -10.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Boiling Point: 193.00 to 195.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Acid Value: 5.00 max. KOH/g
Vapor Pressure: 0.368000 mmHg @ 25.00 °C. (est)
Flash Point: 189.00 °F. TCC ( 87.00 °C. )
logP (o/w): 1.780
Shelf Life: 3.00 month(s) or longer if stored properly.
Soluble in:

alcohol

dipropylene glycol

fixed oils

water, 3026 mg/L @ 25 °C (est)
Insoluble in:

glycerin

Tony: I synthesized Phenyl-2-Propanol (P2Pol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) with methylmagnesium iodide.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Mod Head

A Mod Head is someone who takes Modafinil. The dose range for Modafinil is 100mg to 200mg. Sometimes, a Mod Head can also refer to someone who takes Armodafinil. Armodafinil's dose range is 75mg to 150mg. Modafinil and Armodafinil are wakefulness enhancers (eugeroic). They wake you up even though they don't give you much energy. You feel awake and refreshed as if you had a good night's sleep.

Steve: *Takes a 200mg Modafinil pill. I feel awake.

*Does office work
Steve: This Modafinil is great!
Stan: Lucky Mod Head! I wish I had Modafinil!

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023