CognitiveFuel's definitions

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

4-MAX

4-MAX is an abbreviation for 4-Methylaminorex. It's a stimulant stronger than methamphetamine. While it causes no brain damage and last 12 to 16+ hours, it causes lung damage (cough up blood, hospitalizations, death).

Dennis: I tried 4-MAX and now I'm hospitalized! Curse you 4-MAX! More like death dust!

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Phenylacetaldehyde

Phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) is a chemical used in food, fragrances, and in the synthesis of chemicals. Phenylacetaldehyde can be condensed with ethylamine to make Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine, then reacted with either methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield Ethylamphetamine or with ethylmagnesium chloride in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield DEPEA (N,a-DiEthylPhenEthylAmine).

Physical Properties:
Appearance: colorless to pale yellow clear oily liquid (est)
Assay: 95.00 to 100.00
Halogens: Chlorine free
Food Chemicals Codex Listed: Yes
Specific Gravity: 1.02500 to 1.03500 @ 25.00 °C.
Pounds per Gallon - (est).: 8.529 to 8.612
Refractive Index: 1.52500 to 1.53200 @ 20.00 °C.
Melting Point: -10.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Boiling Point: 193.00 to 195.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Acid Value: 5.00 max. KOH/g
Vapor Pressure: 0.368000 mmHg @ 25.00 °C. (est)
Flash Point: 189.00 °F. TCC ( 87.00 °C. )
logP (o/w): 1.780
Shelf Life: 3.00 month(s) or longer if stored properly.
Soluble in:

alcohol

dipropylene glycol

fixed oils

water, 3026 mg/L @ 25 °C (est)
Insoluble in:

glycerin

Tony: I synthesized Phenyl-2-Propanol (P2Pol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) with methylmagnesium iodide.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

IND-H

IND-H (Ind-H) is Indanyl Hydride, or Indane. It is used in the synthesis of Indanyl Bromide (IND-Br, Ind-Br), IndanylMethyl Chloride (IND-MeCl, Ind-MeCl), and Indanyl-2-Propanone(IND2P, Ind2P). It is also used in the synthesis of IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) and IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane).

Stan: I used IND-H to synthesize IND-MeCl.

by CognitiveFuel August 10, 2023

Sea-Legs

Sea-Legs is the ability to be on a boat and not fall over or vomit.

Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.

Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.

Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.

Stan: I took Sea-Legs (Meclizine)! Now I can keep my balance on the boat and not get nauseous or vomit.

by CognitiveFuel January 23, 2023

Nerd Nectar

Often refers to caffeine. Sometimes, it can refer to prolintane, hydrafinil(fluorenol), sunifiram and phenylpiracetam. Most often, though, it refera to caffeine.

I had an energy drink and prolintane and was hyper for hours. This stuff is the nerd nectar of videogamers and overachievers everywhere.

by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.

I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023