CognitiveFuel's definitions

2m2bOH

2m2bOH is 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol (2-methyl-2-butanol). It is synthesized by the grignard reaction of ethylmagnesium chloride and acetone followed by hydrochloric acid work-up. 2-methyl-2-butanol's dose range is 2ml to 12ml+ and the effects are similar to ethanol (regular drinking alcohol, beer, wine, vodka, spiked fruit punch), but more happy and sleepy and longer lasting. Also, unlike regular ethanol (which produces the moderately toxic hangover causing chemical acetaldehyde before producing harmless acetic acid), there's little to no hangover the next day with 2-methyl-2-butanol (because 2-methyl-2-butyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol created by gluconoridation and P450 oxidation are much safer and thus does not cause a headache).

Tony: I had 10ml of 2m2bOH and a monster energy drink and had a blast at a party! Then I went to bed. Then I woke up the next day without a hangover.

by CognitiveFuel August 19, 2023

Jenny

High grade ecstasy (MDA) pills or crystals or powder of nearly pure MDA. Crystals are often sky blue, light purle, or white to off white in appearance. May contain MDMA, but is mostly MDA. Other names include matrix ecstasy, sky, and glitch-E.

This is the best Jenny ever! I had the beat roll ever! Awesome desert rave! Sure beats that molly crap.

by CognitiveFuel April 8, 2015

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium

Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium, or TP-MeMgCl, or 2-thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride is made from 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene. It's a grignard reagent and an intermediate that can be reacted with acetonitrile to form TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone). Then Molecular Formula
C5H5ClMgS
Average mass
156.916 Da
Monoisotopic mass
155.965088 Da

Tony: I synthesized Chloro(2-thienylmethyl)magnesium by reacting 2-(chloromethyl)thiophene with magnesium turnings in diethyl ether. I replaced the diethyl ether with dibutyl ether and reacted it with acetonitrile and hydrolyzed it with hydrochloric acid to yield TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone)

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Crystal Speed

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022

P2P

P2P is Phenyl-2-Propanone (Phenylacetone). It can be used in reductive amination with either ammonia, methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine in an ethanol and hydrogen oxide(water) solution. It forms an imine intermediate. The reductive amination can be done with either toxic Aluminum Mercury or nontoxic Aluminum Galinstan. As a result, you can get amphetamine, methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine. Using methylamine, ethylamine, or propylamine will yield around 70% methamphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, or Propylamphetamine, while using ammonia will yield 30% amphetamine. Ethylamphetamine is Blue Speed.

I used P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone) in reductive amination with an ethanol water solution of ethylamine using Aluminum Galinstan. I got Ethylamphetamine. Blue Speed.

by CognitiveFuel November 28, 2022

TP-MeCl

TP-MeCl is ThioPhenyl-Methyl Chloride (or Thiobenzyl chloride, TB-Cl). It is used as an intermediate in the synthesis of TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone) through a grignard reaction of Thiophenylmethylmagnesium chloride with acetonitrile and hydrochloric acid work-up. TP-MeCl is made by chloromethylation of Thiophene (TP-H, TPH, Thiophene, Thiophenyl Hydride).

I synthesized TP-MeCl using TP-H and chloromethylation. Then I synthesized TP2P.

by CognitiveFuel August 4, 2023

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023