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Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!
Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.
And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)
Oh oh oh Ozempic!
You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
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Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
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I had an energy drink and prolintane and was hyper for hours. This stuff is the nerd nectar of videogamers and overachievers everywhere.
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Get the Nerd Nectar mug.A crackball (Not to be confused with a speedball) is when you combine Crack or Cocaine with Heroin. Usually combined to make Crack or Cocaine smoother or stay awake during Heroin. Crack is cardiotoxic (bad for the heart), causes brain damage, and Heroin can stop your breathing. If you survive a Crackball, the high is intense. Sometimes done by snorting Cocaine HCl and injecting Heroin or smoking freebase Crack and smoking Heroin. It can also be done by dissolving Crack and Heroin in DMSO and putting it on your skin (your skin will absorb it and you will get high).
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Get the (┌●_●) mug.2-Iodothiophene (TP-I, Thiopheyl iodide, 2-ThioPhenyl iodide) is used as an intermediate in the synthesis of TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone, 2-Thienylacetone). 2-Iodothiophene can react with ethyl acetoacetate and sodium ethoxide using CuI (Copper Iodide) and then reacted with hydrochloric acid and heated. 2-Iodothiophene can also undergo grignard reactions to obtain TP2Pol (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanonl, 2-Thienylisopropanol).
2-Iodothiophene has been obtained by addition of half of 50% aqueous nitric acid dropwise to a mixture of iodine and thiophene with vigorous stirring. As soon as the evolution of gases subsided the rest of the aqueous nitric acid was added to the reaction mixture and refluxed for 30 min. The organic layer was separated and steam distilled to obtain 2-iodothiophene.
Iodination of thiophene with iodine and mercuric oxide at 0°C gave a mixture of 2-iodothiophene (70%) and 2,5-diiodothiophene. 2-Iodothiophene has been exclusively obtained by nitrating thiophene with a mixture of iodine and nitric acid at 90°C. An easy approach for iodination of thiophene is the reaction of iodine with lithiated thiophene.
2-Iodothiophene has been obtained by addition of half of 50% aqueous nitric acid dropwise to a mixture of iodine and thiophene with vigorous stirring. As soon as the evolution of gases subsided the rest of the aqueous nitric acid was added to the reaction mixture and refluxed for 30 min. The organic layer was separated and steam distilled to obtain 2-iodothiophene.
Iodination of thiophene with iodine and mercuric oxide at 0°C gave a mixture of 2-iodothiophene (70%) and 2,5-diiodothiophene. 2-Iodothiophene has been exclusively obtained by nitrating thiophene with a mixture of iodine and nitric acid at 90°C. An easy approach for iodination of thiophene is the reaction of iodine with lithiated thiophene.
Tony: I iodinated thiophene using nitric acid and slowly added it, then refluxed it for 30 minutes at 90 °C. I obtained 2-Iodothiophene.
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