136 definitions by CognitiveFuel
When you are buying drugs from a dealer, you want them to show you the weed, speed, ecstasy, cathinone, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil first. If they don't show you the drugs and the dealer just asks for money first then they're scamming you because they will say "wait here" then disappear and don't have drugs. Product first!
Dealer: Want weed?
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
Fernando: Sure!
Dealer: Give me $20.
Fernando: Product first!
Dealer: I got the weed. Trust me, bro.
Fernando: Pulls a gun and shoots fake dealer.
by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022
Scopolamine is a drug extracted from certain flowers that can cause memory loss and confusion and sleepiness and can leave a person more passive and suggestible and reduces or cancels willpower, like hypnosis. Sometimes used by criminals alone or combined with a scam to end up stealing your money. Scopolamine is also known as devil's breath and burundanga. Scopolamine reduces or wipes out memory. The criminal blows burundanga dust in your face while you're not looking, or slips it into drinks or food, and depending on how much you took, you could end up falling for scams easier, or being a suggestive zombie, or even passing out. The antidote is arecoline hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, Arcofuel, Arecoline), a willpower enhancing drug which enhances memory and focus and gives you energy. Scopolamine stops choline and acetylcholine from working correctly. Scopolamine is also used in small doses for motion sickness, but other medications can be used. Scopolamine can leave you in a trance-like state or even leave you unconscious temporarily.
Criminal: Sir, wait up! Can you help me.
Tyler: What?
Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.
Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.
Criminal: Give me your money.
Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.
*Tyler walks home.
Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.
Tyler: How did I end up here at home.
Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.
Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.
Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.
Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.
Tyler: What?
Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.
Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.
Criminal: Give me your money.
Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.
*Tyler walks home.
Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.
Tyler: How did I end up here at home.
Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.
Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.
Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.
Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.
by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023
An 2-methyl-2-butyl alcoholic drink where you get a glass cup and add: 2ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol, 10ml of New Amsterdam vodka (which equals 4ml ethanol since it's 40% alcohol), and 12 oz (354.882 ml, 355 ml) Sprite. Use a 10ml glass graduated cylinder for the ethanol and 2-methyl-2-butanol and a 100ml graduated cylinder or oz measuring cups for the Sprite and only add Liquid Courage to glass containers or special plastic.
Each serving of liquid courage contains 2ml 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2M2BOH, 2M2B-OH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol).
2ml to 4ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol is as strong as a shot of vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer, or wine. That makes 2-methyl-2-butanol 20 times stronger than regular alcohol (ethanol, ethyl alcohol).
Liquid Courage is called Liquid Courage because the 2-methyl-2-butanol based beverage gives you Courage and Bravery to socialize with woman and in general.
Each serving of liquid courage contains 2ml 2-methyl-2-butanol (2M2B, 2M2BOH, 2M2B-OH, 2-methyl-2-butyl alcohol).
2ml to 4ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol is as strong as a shot of vodka, whiskey, brandy, beer, or wine. That makes 2-methyl-2-butanol 20 times stronger than regular alcohol (ethanol, ethyl alcohol).
Liquid Courage is called Liquid Courage because the 2-methyl-2-butanol based beverage gives you Courage and Bravery to socialize with woman and in general.
Daniel: I had 6 Liquid Courages! This is great!
Stephanie (sexy woman): I had 6 Liquid Courages too! Liquid Courage is awesome!
*Daniel and Stephanie then have sex.
Stephanie (sexy woman): I had 6 Liquid Courages too! Liquid Courage is awesome!
*Daniel and Stephanie then have sex.
by CognitiveFuel December 15, 2022
Sea-Legs is the ability to be on a boat and not fall over or vomit.
Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.
Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.
Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.
Sea-Legs can also refer to the short amount of time you're on land after being at sea where it still feels like you're going up and down despite being on land. You will then adjust to the land again.
Sea-Legs also refers to the medication, Meclizine (Bonine). Meclizine helps with nausea and vomiting due to sea sickness and helps with balance. Side effects may include confusion and decreased memory, especially in older people.
Sea-Legs 2 refers to marijuana edibles or smoked or vaped marijuana that is used to prevent nausea and vomiting in boats. In this case, it's used medically. Side effects include being high, munchies, and occasional paranoia.
Stan: I took Sea-Legs (Meclizine)! Now I can keep my balance on the boat and not get nauseous or vomit.
by CognitiveFuel January 23, 2023
A speedball jr (speedball junior) is when you make tea out of khat leaves or chew khat leaves and you chug a warm water solution of Kratom or take Kratom pills. The Kratom gives you a buzz and relaxation and energy while the khat gives you more energy and adds to the buzz. You get high off of the combo.
by CognitiveFuel January 12, 2023
White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later
Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
It's the cool face emoticon text. Ever wanted to express just how cool something is? Now you can in a convenient emoticon.
by CognitiveFuel June 4, 2015