CognitiveFuel's definitions

Blue Speed

Blue Speed is blue amphetamine. Usually, it's blue Ethylamphetamine. It's made by the reductive amination of Phenyl-2-Propanone with ethylamine using a non-toxic Aluminum Galinstan amalgam. It's a stimulant used to study and give a boost of confidence and energy. It's also good for ADHD and ADD.

I tried 25mg blue speed and I was studying for hours. I was also kind of hyper and energetic and confident. ◉_◉

by CognitiveFuel November 3, 2022

Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

(┌●_●)

It's the cool face emoticon text. Ever wanted to express just how cool something is? Now you can in a convenient emoticon.

This is so cool, it's pause for dramatic effect supercool (┌●_●)

by CognitiveFuel June 5, 2015

Cyclopentylaminopropane

A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.

Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.

by CognitiveFuel October 17, 2014

Crackball

A crackball (Not to be confused with a speedball) is when you combine Crack or Cocaine with Heroin. Usually combined to make Crack or Cocaine smoother or stay awake during Heroin. Crack is cardiotoxic (bad for the heart), causes brain damage, and Heroin can stop your breathing. If you survive a Crackball, the high is intense. Sometimes done by snorting Cocaine HCl and injecting Heroin or smoking freebase Crack and smoking Heroin. It can also be done by dissolving Crack and Heroin in DMSO and putting it on your skin (your skin will absorb it and you will get high).

I smoked a crackball and now I'm high as fuck!

by CognitiveFuel January 15, 2023

421

421 stands for Kratom! 4/21 (April 21st) is national Kratom day. The day where you chug Kratom and get sauced/kratered (buzzed off kratom). Kratom gives you energy at lower doses and enhances mood and relaxation (especially at higher doses). Higher doses is also good for pain relief. Kratom can be taken at any time, but it's cooler to take it at 4:21pm.

Tom: I tried Kratom and I'm sauced! This 421 is great.

by CognitiveFuel December 18, 2022

IND-MeCl

IND-Me-Cl (IndanylMethyl Chloride, Ind-MeCl) is an intermediate in the synthesis of IND2P (Indanyl-2-Propanone, Ind2P).

I synthesized IND-MeCl (IndanylMethyl Chloride) by chloromethylation of IND-H (Indanyl Hydride, Indane, Ind-H).

by CognitiveFuel August 14, 2023