CognitiveFuel's definitions

4-MAX

4-MAX is an abbreviation for 4-Methylaminorex. It's a stimulant stronger than methamphetamine. While it causes no brain damage and last 12 to 16+ hours, it causes lung damage (cough up blood, hospitalizations, death).

Dennis: I tried 4-MAX and now I'm hospitalized! Curse you 4-MAX! More like death dust!

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.

I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.

Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.

by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023

Mod Head

A Mod Head is someone who takes Modafinil. The dose range for Modafinil is 100mg to 200mg. Sometimes, a Mod Head can also refer to someone who takes Armodafinil. Armodafinil's dose range is 75mg to 150mg. Modafinil and Armodafinil are wakefulness enhancers (eugeroic). They wake you up even though they don't give you much energy. You feel awake and refreshed as if you had a good night's sleep.

Steve: *Takes a 200mg Modafinil pill. I feel awake.

*Does office work
Steve: This Modafinil is great!
Stan: Lucky Mod Head! I wish I had Modafinil!

by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023

8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.

Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

This feels a little light

When someone gives you a bag of groceries and it feels like there's a few things missing because the bag feels a little light. So you go back to get the rest of the groceries. When someone hands you speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) after you paid money and the gram of speed feels a little light more like two thirds of a gram to three quarters of a gram. So you weigh it and demand the rest, and they give you more. Or if you're buying 5 dollars of cheddar cheese and it feels more like 3 or 4 dollars of cheddar cheese so you ask for more. When you're in college studying organic chemistry, mathematics, history, geology, and you forgot a book because the bookbag feels a little light. When you make money selling coffee and the stack of money they pay you feels a little light today. When you ask a friend for half the energy drink and they only give you a third and you say this feels a little light, so they pour more. It means it's not enough or something is missing.

Tony: You got the 40 of those 100mg Flodafinil pills.

Steve: Sure.

Tony: *Hands money.
Steve: *Hands Flodafinil pills.

Tony: This feels a little light! Are you jacking me?!
Steve: Hands over the 3 he was taking from Tony that he planned to do later.

by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023