CognitiveFuel's definitions

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

Vitamin A2

Vitamin A2 is Arecoline Hydrobromide (Otherwise known as ArcoFuel). It's a stimulant, makes you remember more, makes you happier, and is the antidote to scopolamine (burundanga) poisoning. Vitamin A2 (Arecoline Hydrobromide) makes you drool a little more as a side effect, while scopolamine temporarily turns you into a forgetful zombie that obeys criminals. Vitamin A2 is also good as a study aid, to get high, and as a pre-workout.

Tyler: I took 4mg of Vitamin A2 before working out. I feel happy and energetic.

by CognitiveFuel March 10, 2023

Fenbendazole

Fenbendazole is a dog dewormer which can reduce and possibly cure cancer. It's unclear whether it works for all cancers but some studies suggest it shrinks tumor size. It could be a good alone or as an add on treatment to surgery and chemo.

Tyler: I took 222mg fenbendazole and also got surgery and chemo and cured myself of lung cancer. I took more fenbendazole just to be on the safe side and ate fruits and vegetables. Now I don't need fenbendazole anymore.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Phenylacetaldehyde

Phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) is a chemical used in food, fragrances, and in the synthesis of chemicals. Phenylacetaldehyde can be condensed with ethylamine to make Phenylacetaldehyde ethylimine, then reacted with either methylmagnesium iodide in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield Ethylamphetamine or with ethylmagnesium chloride in diethyl ether (or dibutyl ether) to yield DEPEA (N,a-DiEthylPhenEthylAmine).

Physical Properties:
Appearance: colorless to pale yellow clear oily liquid (est)
Assay: 95.00 to 100.00
Halogens: Chlorine free
Food Chemicals Codex Listed: Yes
Specific Gravity: 1.02500 to 1.03500 @ 25.00 °C.
Pounds per Gallon - (est).: 8.529 to 8.612
Refractive Index: 1.52500 to 1.53200 @ 20.00 °C.
Melting Point: -10.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Boiling Point: 193.00 to 195.00 °C. @ 760.00 mm Hg
Acid Value: 5.00 max. KOH/g
Vapor Pressure: 0.368000 mmHg @ 25.00 °C. (est)
Flash Point: 189.00 °F. TCC ( 87.00 °C. )
logP (o/w): 1.780
Shelf Life: 3.00 month(s) or longer if stored properly.
Soluble in:

alcohol

dipropylene glycol

fixed oils

water, 3026 mg/L @ 25 °C (est)
Insoluble in:

glycerin

Tony: I synthesized Phenyl-2-Propanol (P2Pol) by reacting phenylacetaldehyde (PAL) with methylmagnesium iodide.

by CognitiveFuel September 11, 2023

Cyclopentylaminopropane

A mild stimulant drug that some people use for a cognitive edge, and/or psychical edge. Effects include alertness, increased strength, and desire to do things. It's far weaker than amphetamine. However, it's stronger than caffeine. Though stronger than caffeine, it's unclear whether it's clearer than caffeine, or more jittery and aggresive than caffeine.

Dudu: Cyclopentylaminopropane is awesome! It helps me get motivated.

by CognitiveFuel October 17, 2014

Crackball

A crackball (Not to be confused with a speedball) is when you combine Crack or Cocaine with Heroin. Usually combined to make Crack or Cocaine smoother or stay awake during Heroin. Crack is cardiotoxic (bad for the heart), causes brain damage, and Heroin can stop your breathing. If you survive a Crackball, the high is intense. Sometimes done by snorting Cocaine HCl and injecting Heroin or smoking freebase Crack and smoking Heroin. It can also be done by dissolving Crack and Heroin in DMSO and putting it on your skin (your skin will absorb it and you will get high).

I smoked a crackball and now I'm high as fuck!

by CognitiveFuel January 15, 2023

(┌●_●)

It's the cool face emoticon text. Ever wanted to express just how cool something is? Now you can in a convenient emoticon.

This is so cool, it's pause for dramatic effect supercool (┌●_●)

by CognitiveFuel June 5, 2015