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Flopcorn

The pieces of popcorn that don't pop even though you put 2 minutes and shake the bag. Flopcorn might seem like a bad thing, but if you think about it, flopcorn means less popcorn to steal flavor from the other popcorn, and a more buttery, saltier popcorn.
I ate all the popcorn and found flopcorn in the bottom of the bag, it was disappointing, but then I think back to how much better the other popcorn taste, then cheered up.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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Cold Pill

A cold pill is a pill that can help fight a cold and flu.

Cold Medicine Ingredients and Flu Medicine Ingredients
Acetaminophen. Acetaminophen is a pain reliever and fever reducer that you'll find in many cold and flu products.
Diphenhydramine HCI. Diphenhydramine is a antihistamine that helps with allergies.

Dextromenthorphan HBr. Dexdromethorphan is a cough suppressant.
Phenylephrine HCI. Phenylephrine relieves nasal congestion.
Guaifenesin. Guaifenesin is an expectorant. It's good for coughing out the mucus that is inside you.

A cartoon version of a cold pill is Drix from Osmosis Jones and Ozzy and Drix.
Tyler: I have a cold. I think I'll eat some chicken soup.

*sort of works but not much.
Tyler: I think I'll take a cold pill.

*Takes a cold pill
*Drix enters the body
*Osmosis Jones (Ozzy) and Drix fights off the common cold.
*5 days later.

Tyler: Hey! I don't have the common cold anymore.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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Chalk

Chalk is one of the following.

1) A white or colored cylinder that you write on the chalkboard with. Some Chalk is used for sidewalks.

2) A powdery substance that you put on your hands when lifting heavy weights for extra friction.
3) 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) that can be used as a study aid or to get high. Last a short to medium time like 2 to 4+ hours and is stronger than Cocaine, Crack, and Ritalin, but weaker than Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine, Amphetamine). Chalk can be either snorted, smoked, or mixed with water and drank.

4) That blue stuff you put in the pool stick to shoot the white ball to hit the ball in the hole. Pool is a 2 player game, but you can practice on your own.
1) Ms Breeze: ok. Today we are going to write an essay. First take notes from the chalkboard and then read the article. *writes more stuff on the Chalkboard with chalk.

2) Stan: *puts powder on his hands
*lifts heavy weights
3) Tyler: You got any Chalk. Like you know, 4F-MPH.

Walter: Sure. I got a gram of Chalk. $30 dollars. *shows 4F-MPH.
Tyler: *pays Walter.

Tyler: measures 20mg Chalk (4F-MPH) on a scale, then mixes it with water and drinks it.

Tyler: This is a good study aid! I think I'll have a beer! *has a beer.

*4F-MPH plus ethanol becomes 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate).

Tyler: Now I feel high.
4) Fernando: *Puts Chalk on the pool stick. *Shoots pool ball
by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023
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Brain Fart

When you do something incredibly stupid by mistake. An obvious mistake that should for a task that's usually very simple.
Fernando: I was making cheese and crackers with salami but I put peanut butter instead of salami. Brain fart!
Josh: Yeah. Brain fart! And you're usually very smart.
by CognitiveFuel March 14, 2023
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Cognitive enhancers

Cognitive enhancers (smart drugs) are supplements, herbs, foods, and drugs which enhances cognition. Some Cognitive enhancers reduce anxiety. Some Cognitive enhancers give you energy and focus. Some Cognitive enhancers enhance memory. Some Cognitive enhancers enhance wakefulness.
Cognitive enhancers that give you wakefulness: Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide)
Cognitive enhancers that give you memory: Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Oxyracetam, Piracetam, N-Acetyl-Selank, Semax.
Cognitive enhancers that gives you energy: 4F-MPH, Adderall, Ritalin, Khat (has cathinone and cathine), Caffeine and B Vitamins, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed, Prolintane, a-PVP. Stack stimulants with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone (Tropoflavin) to prevent any brain damage.
Cognitive enhancers that reduces anxiety: Propranolol (also good for PTSD and stage fright), Etizolam, 2-methyl-2-butanol, Afobazole.
Cognitive enhancers that help with socialization: IndanylAminoPropane (mild), MDEA, Blue Molly.
Other Cognitive enhancers: Fish, Omega 3's, Vitamin D3, B Vitamins, Ashwaghanda, Ginkgo, Kava, Kratom (relaxes you, kills pain, give you energy, and makes you happier), eugeroic king NZT (with Flodafinil).
by CognitiveFuel March 18, 2023
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Speed head

A speed head is someone who is tweaked on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, Blue Speed). They will be seen rearranging the cereal in grocery stores, typing fast on a keyboard, doing homework, dancing to music, pacing back and forth, talking a lot, cleaning. Some speed heads will be normally focused but oddly relaxed because of ADHD so they go from hyper to normal.
Normal person: I took 25mg blue speed and alphabetized my music collection. I became hyper.
ADHD person: I took 30mg blue speed and became focused yet calmer.

Third guy: So you're both speed heads.
by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
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Mod Head

A Mod Head is someone who takes Modafinil. The dose range for Modafinil is 100mg to 200mg. Sometimes, a Mod Head can also refer to someone who takes Armodafinil. Armodafinil's dose range is 75mg to 150mg. Modafinil and Armodafinil are wakefulness enhancers (eugeroic). They wake you up even though they don't give you much energy. You feel awake and refreshed as if you had a good night's sleep.
Steve: *Takes a 200mg Modafinil pill. I feel awake.

*Does office work
Steve: This Modafinil is great!
Stan: Lucky Mod Head! I wish I had Modafinil!
by CognitiveFuel January 14, 2023
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