CognitiveFuel's definitions

8 Ball

8 Ball is an eighth of an once (3,544mg or 3.6g) of speed, which is usually amphetamine or ethylamphetamine, but not methamphetamine. It can also refer to an 8th of an MAOI, such as D,L-Deprenyl, DL-Nordeprenyl, or D,L-Ethylnordeprenyl.

Fernando: Can I get an 8 ball.

Dealer: Speed or MAOI.

Fernando: Speed!

Here's an 8 ball.

*Hands Fernando an 8 Ball. (Product First)
Dealer: That would be $50.

Fernando: Here you go.

*hands Dealer $50.

Later.

*Fernando sniffs some of the 8 ball after measuring it on a scale. Trying 25mg.

*He cleans his room, does homework, then talks a lot to his friends.

by CognitiveFuel December 31, 2022

2-methyl-2-butanol

2-methyl-2-butanol is a tertiary alcohol which is 20 times stronger than regular ethanol (alcohol). 2-methyl-2-butanol doesn't produce aldehydes as a metabolite and instead, produces 2-methyl-2-butanyl gluconoride and 2-methyl-2,3-butanediol. Meanwhile, ethanol produces acetaldehyde, a moderately toxic aldehyde, before becoming the harmless acetic acid. As a result, there is no hangover from 2-methyl-2-butanol but there is a temporary hangover from ethanol. The dose range of 2-methyl-2-butanol is 2ml to 12ml+.
2-methyl-2-butanol can be made from ethyl chloride by the grignard reaction from an ethyl magnesium chloride intermediate reacting with acetone and then a hydrochloric acid work-up.

Properties
Chemical formula
C5H12O
Molar mass
88.150 g/mol
Appearance
Colorless liquid
Odor
Camphorous
Density
0.805 g/cm3
Melting point
−9 °C; 16 °F; 264 K
Boiling point
101 to 103 °C; 214 to 217 °F; 374 to 376 K
Solubility in water
120 g·dm−3
Solubility
soluble in water, benzene, chloroform, diethylether and ethanol

Terry: I drank 8ml of 2-methyl-2-butanol and I'm dissolved. I'm drunk!

*The next day
Terry: Hey! There's no hangover!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.

Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.

by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023

THC Vape

A THC vape is a vape that contains weed (cannabis, marijuana) extract. Sometimes it also contains CBD. THC gets you high while CBD relaxes you. Some jackass dealers cut their product with oils and Vitamin E acetate. Illegal weed vapes with Vitamin E acetate forms highly toxic ketene when vaped, and is responsible for many hospitalizations with lung complications. Extract your own weed and make your own weed vape, ir tell the dealer to get high off their own supply, or try a nicotine vape or arecoline vape or JWH-018 vape. THC vapes get you high.

I made my own THC vape. I vaped and now I got high as fuck!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Vitamin P

Vitamin P is code or slang for Propylhexedrine. It is found in freebase oil form and in a variety of salt forms where it can be dissolved in water, juice, or soda and drank. Do not inject it. But you can mix in water and chug it, snort it, smoke it, or put it in a capsule. Capsule and dissolving in water or soda are the best forms to take it. It comes in powder or crystals. Propylhexedrine forms are: Propylhexedrine (freebase), Propylhexedrine Acetate (salt), Propylhexedrine HCl (salt), Propylhexedrine Citrate (salt), and more. Propylhexedrine HCl is synthesized from Cyclohexyl-2-Propanone and Methylamine freebase in ethanol, hydrogen oxide (water), and carbonic acid, and either methylammonium formate, methylammonium Carbonate, Ammonium Formate, Ammonium Carbonate, or Formic acid. Excess Methylamine freebase can be used. Potassium Formate can be used too. For reductive amination, you add Aluminum Galinstan Amalgam and Palladium on Carbon Catalyst. The carbon dioxide produced will provide the inert atmosphere. The Ammonium Formate will produce ammonia, hydrogen, and Carbon Dioxide. The Aluminum Galinstan will make Hydrogen from the water and the Palladium on Carbon will catalyse reductive amination. The Propylhexedrine freebase produced can be filtered and dried with Magnesium Sulfate and filtered again and bubble HCl gas through it to get Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl).

Dave: I took 175mg of Vitamin P (Propylhexedrine HCl) and I cleaned most of the house and did my homework.

by CognitiveFuel May 5, 2024

P2NP2

P2NP2 is Phenyl-2-NitroPropane, not Phenyl-2-NitroPropene. It's made by reducing Phenyl-2-NitroPropene with Sodium Borohydride in ethanol. P2NP2 can be converted to P2P (Phenyl-2-Propanone). Phenyl-2-Propanone is a precursor to Ethylamphetamine.

I converted P2NP2 to P2P.

by CognitiveFuel November 15, 2022

TP-H

TP-H is ThioPhenyl Hydride or Thiophene. It's commonly used in synthesis of TP-Br (Thiophenyl Bromide), TP-MeCl (Thiophenyl Methyl Chloride), and TP2P (ThioPhenyl-2-Propanone).

Tony: I synthesized TP-Br by brominating TP-H in Carbon Tetrachloride.

by CognitiveFuel August 10, 2023