CognitiveFuel's definitions

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Advanced Shake n' Bake

A way of making Dextroamphetamine (Speed). You put 100ml 70% ethylamine solution, Coleman's Premium Camp Fuel 14oz, 1/4 cup Sodium Hydroxide, 1/2 cup Ammonium Nitrate, Phenylpropanolamine HCl 2.4g, Lithium metal from batteries, soda stream bottle or something, shake n' bake, and burp it. You got to wear a gas mask. It's an explosion hazard. The advanced part is the Ethylamine liquid allowing for an easier reaction with less pressure. Li(NH3)4 and Li(CH3CH2NH2)4 system. But it's still an explosion hazard. HCl acid is needed. Just enjoy Nature's Ritalin or something. Khat is cool. Advanced Shake n' bake is a modified Birch Reduction.

Dave: I Advanced Shake n' Bake Phenylpropanolamine to get Speed. Yes Dextroamphetamine.

by CognitiveFuel September 16, 2024

Scopolamine

Scopolamine is a drug extracted from certain flowers that can cause memory loss and confusion and sleepiness and can leave a person more passive and suggestible and reduces or cancels willpower, like hypnosis. Sometimes used by criminals alone or combined with a scam to end up stealing your money. Scopolamine is also known as devil's breath and burundanga. Scopolamine reduces or wipes out memory. The criminal blows burundanga dust in your face while you're not looking, or slips it into drinks or food, and depending on how much you took, you could end up falling for scams easier, or being a suggestive zombie, or even passing out. The antidote is arecoline hydrobromide (Arecoline HBr, Arcofuel, Arecoline), a willpower enhancing drug which enhances memory and focus and gives you energy. Scopolamine stops choline and acetylcholine from working correctly. Scopolamine is also used in small doses for motion sickness, but other medications can be used. Scopolamine can leave you in a trance-like state or even leave you unconscious temporarily.

Criminal: Sir, wait up! Can you help me.
Tyler: What?

Criminal: *Blows scopolamine in Tyler's face.

Criminal: I'm your uncle.
Tyler: ok. You're my uncle.

Criminal: Give me your money.

Tyler: ok. *Hands over $60.

*Tyler walks home.

Tyler: *Scopolamine wears off.

Tyler: How did I end up here at home.

Josh (brother): Let's buy pizza.

Tyler: ok. *checks wallet.

Tyler: My wallet is empty and I don't remember how I got home. Only thing I remember is someone walking up to me.

Josh: Sounds like burundanga or Scopolamine. They hypnotized you. Arecoline hydrobromide, or ArcoFuel is the antidote and it makes you more energetic and have better memory. It's good as a pre-workout.

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023

Eugeroics

A eugeroic is a type of drug that acts as a smart drug and is useful for ADHD, Narcolepsy, Phase Sleep Disorder, and helps you remember if you are forgetful. Eugeroics work by mildly increasing dopamine, and increasing histamine in the brain. The dopamine gives you a mild energy boost while the histamine is responsible for wakefulness. Eugeroics are wakefulness enhancers and are different from stimulants since stimulants tend to be addictive and eugeroics aren't very addictive at all. Eugeroics leave you with casual wakefulness and feels like a good night's sleep, while stimulants leave you feeling very hyper.

Examples of eugeroics are: Adrafinil, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Hydrafinil, Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Difluoromodafinil), Fladrafinil (Difluoroadrafinil), Modafiendz (N-Methyl-Flodafinil, N-Methyl-Flmodafinil, N-Methyl-Difluoromodafinil), and N-Methyl-Modafinil.

by CognitiveFuel September 12, 2023

Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.

Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!

by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023

Arecoline Hydrobromide

Arecoline Hydrobromide (Also known as Arecoline, Arecoline HBr, Arco Fuel, or ArcoFuel) is a muscarinic agonist which enhances dopamine, and Acetylcholine. Arecoline HBr enhances memory, willpower, energy, focus, and more. It can also be used as an antidote to scopolamine poisoning. Arecoline Hydrobromide is a great pre-workout. The dose range is 2mg to 4mg+

Tyler: I took 4mg of Arecoline Hydrobromide! I'm pumped up for the gym!

by CognitiveFuel January 16, 2023