Khat

Khat is a plant with leaves that you chew to get energy and boost focus and at higher doses get a high. It's relaxing yet stimulating. Khat leaves contain mostly cathinone and a little cathine and it's mostly the cathinone (phenylpropanoneamine, 2-aminopropiophenone) that gives you energy with cathine contributing very little to the energy and the high. Khat is used to study similar to Adderall, Ritalin, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Methiopropamine, Arecoline Hydrobromide, and Caffeine. Khat can be chewed freshly picked from the khat tree or brewed into a tea. The leaves must be used quickly, or it will all turn into cathine (phenylpropanolamine, D-Norpseudoephedrine) within 3 days of picking them. Khat is legal in some places like Ethiopia, Yemen, and South Africa, yet illegal in other places like the US and Canada. Khat releases dopamine and norepinephrine. Khat is like Caffeine, but stronger. Khat is nature's Adderall, though not nearly as strong. Khat is closer to Coffee than to Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil. The Khat plant needs less water than the Coffee plant and can withstand higher temperatures than the coffee plant. Khat loves the sunlight. If global warming continues, there will be no more coffee plants and people will have to legalize Khat as an alternative to Coffee, though Modafinil, Methiopropamine, Armodafinil, Propylhexedrine HCl, and Arecoline Hydrobromide are other alternatives to coffee.
Tony: I grew, picked, brewed, and drank Khat tea. Now I can study for my test and clean my room.
by CognitiveFuel August 28, 2023
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Parnate

Parnate is a drug that is an MAOI (MAO Inhibitor, MonoAmineOxidase-Inhibitor). The dose range is 30mg to 60mg daily (in divided doses. The starting dose is 10mg to 30mg a day. Parnate inhibits the breakdown of Dopamine, norepinephrine,, and Epinephrine (Adrenaline). In addition, parnate releases dopamine and norepinephrine, making it 1/10 the strength of amphetamine. Parnate is also called tranylcypromine
Tony: I'm taking 30mg of Parnate daily and I'm energized.
by CognitiveFuel July 13, 2023
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Benzophenyl bromide

Benzophenyl bromide is diphenylmethyl bromide. It is used as an intermediate to the synthesis of Modafinil, Adrafinil, and N-Methyl-Modafinil.
Tony: I synthesized Modafinil by using Benzophenyl Bromide.
by CognitiveFuel July 16, 2023
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Sucrose Guardian

A sucrose guardian is a sugar mama or a sugar daddy which is older and richer than you. A sucrose guardian might help pay for college books, laptop, Playstation 2, games, clothes, internet, a watch, lab equipment, lab reagents, gallium, Indium, tin, bismuth, aluminum foil, a gold ring or gold coin or gold bar, silver coins or silver bars, gym membership, Supplements(like B Vitamins, magnesium, protein powder, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Modafinil,

Armodafinil, Kratom, Nutrament), research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, Prolintane, Flodafinil, a-PVP, Hydrafinil, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, IndanylAminoPropane, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC). They also buy fish or they both go fishing for striped bass, porgey, and blue fish. The sucrose guardian buys the food and fruit and vegetables and chips and dip and beans and crabs and shrimp. The person who isn't a sucrose guardian will cook food. Sometimes the sucrose guardian will take the person to dinner or a movie or even travel to another country to see family or to have fun.
Tyler(29 years old): Hey Jenny!
Jenny(39 years old): Steps out of Maybach. Hey Tyler!

Let's go to eat crabs at a restaurant and later I'll get you a laptop.
Tyler: Sounds good. Then even later, it's sexy time!

Jenny: Awesome!

Tyler: By the way, I'm going to need another 2L round bottom flask, a 100ml graduated cylinder, 2 10ml graduated cylinders, 2-methyl-2-butanol. I'll get the extra gallium and aluminum foil. I'll also get groceries. My Bodega part time job might not be much, but it's something.
Jenny: Sounds good.
Tyler *thinking: (Jenny is my Sucrose Guardian)
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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IMAP

IMAP, or IMAP (entactogen-empathogen), is an entactogenic and empathogenic drug. It acts like a much milder form of ecstasy (MDMA). With ecstasy induces intense feelings of superhappiness and love and touching certain things like a cat or a soft couch feels so good, and colors are much brighter and light trails a little bit, and much less anxiety and more sociability. But, you can only take MDMA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyMethylAmphetamine) or MDEA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyEthylAmphetamibe) or MDA (3,4-MethyleneDioxyAmphetamine) once a month or less. With IMAP, it feels more like a good day and it's not overwhelming, you feel a little more sociable, a little more relaxed, and a little less anxious. With IMAP, it mildly enhances entactogenic empathogenic effects. IMAP can be taken daily. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) is more comparable to IAP (IndanylAminoPropane) than to MDMA. IMAP (IndanylMethylAminoPropane) can be useful for depression, anxiety, social anxiety, having fun, and more.
Tony: I took 150mg of IMAP and I no longer felt anxious or depressed. I was more empathetic and entactogenic. I socialized more.
by CognitiveFuel July 11, 2023
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MDP2NP2

MDP2NP2 is 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-NitroPropane. 3,4-Methylenedioxyphenyl-2-nitropropane can be obtained by reducing 3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-NitroPropene (MDP2NP) with sodium borohydride in ethanol (methanol won't work because then the sodium borohydride will decompose. The MDP2NP2 (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-NitroPropane) can then be turned into MDP2P (3,4-MethyleneDioxyPhenyl-2-Propanone) by the Nef reaction. Then it can turn into MDEA (ecstasy) with ethanol and ethylamine aluminum galinstan amalgam reductive amination. MDP2NP2 can also be directly reduced to MDA with aluminum galinstan amalgam.
I produced MDP2NP2 by reducing MDP2NP with sodium borohydride in ethanol.
by CognitiveFuel January 09, 2023
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Ozempic

Ozempic is an antidiabetes weight loss drug.

The jingle is: Oh oh oh Ozempic!

Side effects may include: Ozempic butt and suicidal thoughts.

And dancing skeletons! (Just kidding! No dancing skeletons)

Oh oh oh Ozempic!

You're better off eating low carb and eating more fruits and vegetables and exercising, especially weight lifting and machines. Also, adding Dimethylamylamine can help.
Valerie: *Takes Ozempic.

Valerie: I'm treating my diabetes with Ozempic. I combined it with a healthy lifestyle. I lost 30 pounds. Too bad I got Ozempic butt now.
by CognitiveFuel July 12, 2023
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