4 definitions by Codiak

cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

wanking spanners

An alternative name for your hands.
obviously used while masturbating.

im away to the toliet to tighten my nuts with my wanking spanners.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

bum chain

A bum chain is an intimate form of the conga, it is usually performed in gay clubs where the participants form a chain, the links being where one mans penis is inserted into the arse of the man in front and so on and so forth, until the chain is complete.

Hey bob, look at that great big group of queers over there, they'll probably be be making a bum chain later

by Codiak July 31, 2003

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003