CocoSantango's definitions

Baby Bird Skin

Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.

Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Dredging

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by CocoSantango July 18, 2010

Chat Jacked

When someone sends you something cool over chat and you post it on a social networking site before they have the chance.

Rich sent me a cool Photoshop when we were chatting so I chat jacked it and posted it on Facebook.

by CocoSantango July 24, 2010

Marionette

A booger that is dangling on a stray nose hair so it looks as if it is floating in your nostril, moving with every breath.

I let my cousin Rich know that he had a marionette before he had to give the toast at Beth's wedding.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Double Roller

A bowel movement that requires more than one roll of toilet paper.

Last time I ate that many chili dogs I had a double roller.

by CocoSantango September 2, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014