CocoSantango's definitions

Baby Bird Skin

Someone who is so light skinned, that they are almost translucent much like a baby bird.

Michael is so white that I can see his veins, he's a real baby bird skin.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Ghost Raping

Informing someone that you'll be masturbating at a later time while thinking about them.

This hot bartender was a complete bitch to me, so I told her I was going to be ghost raping her later.

by CocoSantango August 21, 2011

Dredging

When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.

After Joe and Bill got done blowing each other, they got out the peanut butter in preparation for a hot dredging session.

by CocoSantango July 18, 2010

Food Stacking

The act of sandwiching two or more individual meals together to create one huge meal.

KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.

by CocoSantango September 6, 2010

herpesgonosyphillaids

A deadly combination of sexually transmitted diseases.

I wouldn't have sex with her in a million years, I'll end up catching herpesgonosyphillaids.

by CocoSantango September 18, 2010

Ice Climber

When a gay man's full beard gets ejaculated on by many men, making it appear as if he has icicles in his beard like he had been exploring in the arctic.

After seven guys popped their loads on Chuck's beard, he looked like an ice climber.

by CocoSantango August 17, 2010

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014