21 definitions by Cocktail Sauce #1

Sara Bareilles

A singer who has a beautiful vagina.

Sara Bareilles has the most beautiful cunt in the world.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 May 9, 2009

Ice juice

A slang term for water. Any ice juice that is particularly refreshing may in fact be "Freshly squeezed ice juice."

I'm thirsty, I'm gonna go get some ice juice.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 October 13, 2009

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

Tight cunt

A snug vagina.
A tight cunt is highly desirable to men. This term is the sexiest thing for a woman to call her vagina, especially during sex.

Fuck my tight cunt with your fucking big cock!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 22, 2009

Corpse Fucker

A person that has had sex with a dead body. It is the most severe insult that could ever be placed upon a person. Mother Fucker is nothing compared to it, as a mother could be any woman, but a corpse is a dead body no matter what.

This guy is so rude,mean, & annoying; I hate that corpse fucker!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 10, 2009

cunt stretcher

A cock that's wide enough to stretch a cunt out.

His cunt stretcher really made that bitch scream, but you know she loved it!

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009