Cockblastof09's definitions

cocker mocker

One who mocks the cock by the dock :(

Sarah: Your cock is not poggers

Octavian: Sorry but why at the dock babe :(
Sarah: You brought the cocker mocker wrath on yourself

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Sds(stand and deliver syndrome)

When a person goes into teaching or the care of poverty stricken young teens for the sole purpose of living out a savior complex. This syndrome is curable and the remedy is giving them enough time to interact with the disillusioned youth. They end up having petty arguments with most youth and picking a few favorites that are their vision of success.

Beckisha: I understand your situation and can save you!

Ron: Shut your mouth bitch and do your job.

Tyrell: I’ve accepted my fate and realized that the odds are stacked against me.

Raul:I gotta agree with Tyrell and Ron shut up and your just making it a more annoying stay.

Beckisha: Don’t you want to be indoctrinated into a system or movement?

Everyone: No, There’s nothing left to fight for might as well get high and skip school.

Tyrell: Seems like you got a pretty bad case of Sds(Stand and deliver syndrome).You seem to be putting a lot of priority into making us role model citizens. How bout you just shut up and make our downward spiral into the prison system and drug dependency a little more relaxing.

Beckisha: Fuck all of you

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Niggy Nigsters

Sounds racist but its not it just sounds so good phonetically.

Source: I made it up

Paul: Niggy Nigsters

Jim: that’s racist!

Paul: Ok bud

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Abdul Cisse

Greatest beatboxer/artist of all time. He Has some pretty good critiques on Post-modern society hidden in his songs.

I just listened to the Fortnite battle pass song by Abdul Cisse the greatest music artist of all time!

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Reality

Something really boring and monotonous.

Me: When I have enough time to reflect on the average humans life I realize how boring experiencing reality is.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Digi-Chad

That one dope kid that is always happy and doesn’t care about stuff that he can’t control. Gets along with everyone even tho he’s into intellectual hobbies.You’ll typically find him playing Nintendo games. Different from a regular gamer because he showers but still exclusively eats only the finest McDonald’s chicken nuggets.He knows every Pokémon/beyblade.

Jeremy: Did you hear Jordan got accepted into Harvard,NBA, and got mad bitches.

Lisa: Yeah of course he’s a digi-chad

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022

Morales

Something people pretend to have until they are inconvenienced or are faced with any kind of uncomfortable confrontation.

Eric: You seen the messed up stuff that goes on in other disadvantaged countries?
John:Yeah all that suffering and terror caused by the pursuit of wealth.We should help!
Eric: You know if capitalism ended we wouldn’t be able to live in hyper luxury and comfort.
John: Oh yeah

Eric:Fuck em lol
Berkeley person: Capitalist pigs, you have no morales!
Capitalists:Don’t you also benefit from the suffering of the disadvantaged regardless of your intentions?
Berkeley person: kill’s themselves with razor-blade made using cheap slave labor and material mined using child labor.

by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022