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A Slopper is where you shit inside a sock and use it to beat your single mother. You then cum on the floor and put the sock in the puddle you have created, creating a shit sock island. Proceed to place your Morrocan slave's foot insidee of the puddle, and make sure that he stays there until the cum has dried. When the cum is dry, your Morrocan slave will be imprisoned in a puddle of cum, and will live the remainder of their life crying as you beat them with a table tennis bat.
Girl: "Fuck me daddy"
Me: "No, let's chuck a Slopper"
by CockSlurper69 May 20, 2019
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Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
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