CoaltownBrown's definitions

fan nigga

ie "fan boy"

"a male fan, especially one who is obsessive about comics, music, movies, or science fiction...etc"

I'm a huge fan nigga when it comes to all of her new artwork!

by CoaltownBrown May 16, 2020

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Post-Metaphorical Identity

Post-Metaphorical Identity is the non-identification with any metaphorical sign, movement, characteristic, or collective as an individual. The Post-Metaphorical Identity school of thought is very similar to the Post-Racial school of thought, however the Post-Metaphorical Identity school is more strictly intellectual, less popular, and more strict in its final consideration of what is considered proper identity clauses in an educated populace.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is more literal, expansive, scientific, and agreed upon than any other identity signatures, such as white or black, as it is obvious to any apparent onlooker.

Post-Metaphorical Identity is final, deliberate, and scientific. Way to go!

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023

Bethnicity

The ethnicity of one's own inner woman.

I think I have the exact same hidden Bethnicity as Denzel Washington.

by CoaltownBrown August 11, 2022

obese

Things, esp. Art that is found to ironically phat.

Man, we're gonna totally get Obese, if we from Cali, right?

by CoaltownBrown August 14, 2021

Chool

A synonym for all of education
and all degrees gained thereby

FUCK YOUR CHOOL DUDE!

I LOVE CHOOL SAYS ANOTHER…
___

BECAUSE IT SOUND LIKE DROOL BRO!

IT SOUND LIKE DROOL BRO!
___
YO THAT NIGGA MAKE IT SOUND LIKE DROOL!

by CoaltownBrown February 5, 2021

FAFI

FAFI: THE NEW SPANISH ALTERNATIVE TO PAPI

K PATA FAFI?

by CoaltownBrown February 11, 2022