20 definitions by CoaltownBrown

Bethnic

Partaking of general femme culture, is femme, especially feminine, believes in inner-womanhood, or is particularly interested in feminism.

I was particularly Bethnic around the age of 23 when I was the only male working at a salon.

by CoaltownBrown August 12, 2022

FAFI

FAFI: THE NEW SPANISH ALTERNATIVE TO PAPI

K PATA FAFI?

by CoaltownBrown February 12, 2022

clapter

clapping

there was a lot of clapter in the audience

by CoaltownBrown March 11, 2021

obese

Things, esp. Art that is found to ironically phat.

Man, we're gonna totally get Obese, if we from Cali, right?

by CoaltownBrown August 15, 2021

Relaxion

Relaxation ,missing the extra vowel

Always remember that the Relaxions stand before the Passions..

by CoaltownBrown December 23, 2022

Bethnicity

The ethnicity of one's own inner woman.

I think I have the exact same hidden Bethnicity as Denzel Washington.

by CoaltownBrown August 12, 2022

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 3, 2023