8 definitions by Cman
The act of carefully dropping your nutsack into a glass of champagne. The effervescence of the liquid surrounds your beanbag and produces a tingling, uplifting experience.
Instead of participating in the ceremonial toast on New Years Eve, Brian decided to take his glass of Dom Perignon into the shitter and welcome 2009 with a Champagne Floater.
by Cman February 2, 2009
When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
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by Cman April 14, 2005
The loud, irritating bunch of cunt girls in your neighborhood that cut through your yard all the time and think you are the worlds biggest prick when you tell them to knock that shit off.
Tonite I hope I can sit out on my deck and chill out with a beer after work, but I'm sure the snotposse is going to fuck that up...
by Cman June 11, 2009