Definitions by Clinton Sounds
pedal bin vampire
A man or woman who has a menstruation- fetish and covertly searches ladies restroom pedal bins for used panty-liners and/or tampons.
David slipped into the ladies toilets and quickly surveyed the sanitary waste bins. Unknown to everyone he was a secret pedal bin vampire.
Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
Sandra had collected about seven or eight used tampons during her restroom visits that day, unknown to her lesbian lover, she was a pedal bin vampire.
pedal bin vampire by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
trabadism
This being a lesbian sexual activity where they lie horizontally on top of each other rubbing their genitals together.
trabadism by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
pink oboe
Another name for the penis. Made famous by the late Peter Cook's 'Here Comes the Judge' speech.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Also a name given to the public houses and bars frequented by gay clientele.
Horace said to Walter, 'I would like to suck on your pink oboe'.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
Walter suggested they both go to the pink oboe for a Campari and soda.
pink oboe by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
brown shower
To receive the contents of the bowels of another person for sexual gratification. Such practise is common amongst members of the bdsm community.
Sandra straddled David above his face and neck, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and proceeded to evacuate her bowels. David moaned with pleasure as her watery stools invaded his nose and mouth. He had noticed in her sex-contact magazine advertisment that she enjoyed yellow and brown.
brown shower by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
hot gnarl
This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.
David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.
hot gnarl by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
spunk sandwich
This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.
I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.
spunk sandwich by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004
brown docking
The act of passing one turd from the anus of one individual to another anus of an individual, achieved with care, patience and lubrication. First witnessed in the German Porno film 'Choc Horror'.
I watched as the two lesbians engaged in brown docking, slowly, one girl strained to expel her turd whilst the other girl, the receiver, relaxed her anal sphincter muscles and received the turd completely into her own rectum.
brown docking by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004