university of florida

A school which believes that the students should cater to the needs of the university, as opposed to the univeristy catering to the needs of the students.
I payed the University of Florida 15,000 dollars this semester and they made me move my car so the fucking alumni could tailgate in my spot.
by Cliff Whitty September 02, 2006
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perseus

A really awesome classics resource, the only problem is it's never running right.
Professor: Cliff, why haven't you been to class for the past month?
Cliff: Sorry, Perseus hasn't been running straight, how do I get my translations?
Professor: Fair enough.
by Cliff Whitty April 23, 2007
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Atheist

One of these applies to you:
1. You are an atheist looking to further your atheism (and you are offended by theism), thus you looked up atheism.
2. You are a theist, therefore you looking to further your theism (and you are offended by atheism), thus you looked up atheism
John is an atheist therefor he wants to learn more about it.
Jack is a theist therefor he wants to learn more about atheism.

Moral of story...learn stuff.
by Cliff Whitty August 21, 2006
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cafeteria catholic

A Catholic individual, typically poorly catechised, from the Latin Rite or other. Said Catholic will pick and choose what he chooses to believe in in regards to the faith. Typically they will deny or mutilate revealed truths in order to justify their sinful lifestyles.
John is a cafeteria Catholic, he believes in the Magesterium but he thinks women should be allowed to be ordained.
by Cliff Whitty July 09, 2006
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dude

An Africaans word for 'shit', or perhaps it was spelled dood.
Do not call someone 'dude' in South Africa.
Shit = dude = scatos = mierda = merde
by Cliff Whitty June 21, 2006
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vatican

Current city-state wherein resides the body of the Holy See.
The last true democratic monarchy in the world.
The only place in the world which has ATM machines that use Latin.
99.9 per-cent Catholic population.
Referring to the Roman hill on which the city-state is located.
A utopia, although per capita it has the highest crime rate (someone stole something from the gift store once, the next day someone mixed plastics and glass in the recycling)
Yay the Vatican. Again I say, yay.
by Cliff Whitty September 06, 2006
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Methodism

Methodism is a rejection of Calvinism.
Methodism is the rejection of Calvinism, the rejection of Lutheranism, the rejection of Catholicism
by Cliff Whitty March 23, 2006
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