by Clarabella May 06, 2020
Get the Nunionmug. Not me, was Maria used when you’re best friend negates a sense of pleasure from sending you obscenities of which you send onto your peers whom are horrified and reprimand you, but in your defence, you retort -Not me, was Maria. Whereby your innocence is restored and equilibrium regained as of course it wasn’t me, but Maria.
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend “What the hell clare, I will never be able to unsee that gigantic penis now”
Me: “notmewasmaria”
Friend: eyes intent on screen and face drops in horror watching the gigantic penis sway back and forth in rocking motion, shocked, marika replies what the hell Clare? To which I say, it’s not me, was Maria.
by Clarabella May 06, 2020
Get the Not me, was Maria.mug. Barnaby.Sutton
5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.
Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.
5,10 , 180lbs of perfect, Barnaby. Sutton could restart the hearts of the dead with his profound energy. The frequency of his being creates a vibrancy so bright it’s wise to don sunglasses whilst around him.
Such a strength of character he has that nothing seems to phase Barnaby Sutton though his sensitive side comes through if ever a person is prejudiced or unkind, then a Barnaby Sutton will loose his shit and you will know this as shade will be cast over the world and the sun will go in, so don’t piss him off.
by Clarabella May 05, 2020
Get the Barnaby Suttonmug. Trump A 243lb warm wobble of flesh standing at 6’ 3”. The Trump organism is a deuterostome capable of releasing vast quantities of noxious gas from both orifices.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
The gaseous exchange of Trump appears capable of permeating relentlessly through the air, creating a potentially toxic wake that can cause death and destruction should anyone be unfortunate to fall into its path.
Whereas most living organisms serve a purpose in the grand scheme of life, the Trump’s purpose is not obvious but it is very present. The antidote for its toxins can be found by simply ignoring its narcissistic desires.
by Clarabella January 07, 2021
Get the Trumpmug. A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
by Clarabella January 07, 2021
Get the Damp old runtmug. My darling is so tall he must stoop to kiss me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
My darling is bright eyed and inquisitive.
My darling finds refuge in nature and solitude.
My darling is sensitive and slippery to hold,
To be with it seems impossible, because my darling, you are colossal and only meant for admiration, so my darling, Though my love may be beyond my station, a destination that’s not for me, my darling I’ll love you still, and dream you love me.
by Clarabella December 19, 2020
Get the My darlingmug. Mary Hesling, pioneer in bringing back higher education to the southwest of Cornwall, England After COVID 19. Skilled with creative innovation and a strong will makes Mary perfect for the job
of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.
of leading the class of 2020 Safely back to their prospective university places.
And so
The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .
The torch of academia was again lit and entrusted to Mary hesling In hope to uncover a Sound passage For those on their higher education journey, candidly ushering them through the gateway of thought and ideas .
by Clarabella July 09, 2020
Get the Mary Heslingmug.