Claire's definitions

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

arsene wenger

An obnoxious and/or moronic person.

"Don't be such an Arsene Wenger."

by Claire June 5, 2005

cubik

cubik is what they call ' hot shit.' He was so good last night and made me cum 10000000000 times. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck me harder cubikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

by claire November 2, 2004

Flipper Switcher

A remote control or clicker used for a T.V. or stereo.

Have you seen the flipper switcher for the tv?

by Claire December 8, 2003

kalias

A person who has little or no money and relies on handouts from seduced Cougars.

kick that kalias out

by Claire December 3, 2004