Claire's definitions

blazin squad

The epitome of Chav.

YERBUTNAWTHINKCAUSEIANTDUNANYTHINGSOJUSTSHAUP! OMFGZzz!!!11 11!!1ONE!!ELEVEN!!!1

by Claire April 2, 2005

shpants

Shpants are NOT clam-diggers. Shpants are long "guy style" shorts worn on girls. This term/nickname was adopted July 2002 at Camp Merri-Mac. Shpants are usually worn by surfer and skater chicks. Remember, shpants are NOT clam-diggers. For all of you that think they are, you need to stop and reconsider.

Teenie Boppers are "too cool" for shpants.

by Claire February 22, 2004

alpaca

a relitive to the Llama that has a tendency to be very pickey about the silkeyness of it's coat, likes expensive shampoo and african cheese.

I saw an Alpaca being sherred for it's silky coat, then washed with expensive shampoo, after,they fed it African cheese as an award for its good behavior.

by Claire April 25, 2005

asap

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

by Claire March 17, 2004

Wiik

Last name of a serious fag. Especially those with the name "Erik".

Torolf Wiik sucks dick.

by Claire October 10, 2003

HABs

(A group of) husbands and boyfriends. See WAGs.

England's HABs used the presence of their WAGs in Germany as an excuse for their poor showing in the 2006 World Cup, when really they just played shit.

by Claire September 1, 2006

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004