3 definitions by Cinocat

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

Navigate the Windward Passage

Another term for Anal Sex

Captain Cook couldn't wait to show the Tahitian Cheif's daughter how well he could Navigate the Windward Passage, before a Ziffon and setting sail for Australia.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011

ZIFFON

To wipe your cock on the curtains, as you sneek out of the house of the Random Bus Stop Skank you have just made sweet sweet love too.

"I picked up this nasty Bitch at the club, and I threw her a fuck and a Ziffon.

by Cinocat December 1, 2011