Chuck's definitions

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 12, 2005

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

Chork

Chinese dork.

That damn chork can't speak english.

by chuck November 6, 2003

gayz

children of demons. They should all die.

Ain't it funny how gayz are usually fagity cult leaders.

by chuck November 6, 2003

five-eighthy

a boner that is larger then a halfy, yet just not quite a full erection

whatch that asian movie last night?? i got a five-eighthy

by chuck April 2, 2003

skateboard

a good sport that is now being forced into the mainstream by big, businesses, and fucking old retards that have no idea whats it's like to stand on one.

all those little kids on skateboards sporting helmets and safty gear in those cute capri-sun commercials or like that new movie grind. when will it end??

by chuck August 8, 2003

keystone

The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.

I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.

by Chuck January 6, 2005