Chuck's definitions

dirty wanker

A real low-down loser.
British for habitual shameless masturbator

That dirty wanker took my wallet!

by Chuck December 1, 2003

fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

double boinger

A Mountain Bike equiped with suspension elements for both the front and rear wheels. Also a very erousing porno film

Make look at the dude with the Double Boinger. My Rig has no extras, it's a hardtail

by Chuck July 3, 2003

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

Chork

Chinese dork.

That damn chork can't speak english.

by chuck November 6, 2003

iced pudding

a serving of feces which is neatly stirred in a cup or bowl (depending on the size of the load) that is topped off with a generous amount of fresh spluge

after some quality time of pinching a loaf and ejaculating, i made myself a delicious snack of iced pudding

by chuck April 12, 2005

Bat Wing

When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.

The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.

Tim's bat wing is out of control.

I totally bat winged em!

by Chuck September 24, 2004