Chuck's definitions

mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

by Chuck March 29, 2005

indie

Indie = independent (usually rock-orientated) music

Indie rock = full one oneself (at least quite often)

To "be cool" with the other indie rock folks, I must have an extensive record collection with minimal well-known rock titles, have a working turntable and plenty of vinyl to go with it, easily dismiss others, think I'm better, over analyze others, and overall have an attitude that makes people not want to associate with the scene. ... nice job, everyone. nice job

by Chuck October 5, 2003

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

by Chuck June 18, 2004

penguin

evil bird's that are amassing a huge army off the coast of antarctica secretly. formly know as THE MINION CAPTAINS DUN DUN DUN!!!! and where evil war hats of doom dot dot dot .

they will kill u all and rule the world with there little feather thingys

by chuck September 15, 2003

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

Bat Wing

When a male pulls down the front of their drawers, and they have an overly hairy package (Don King style) and exposes others to the horrible sight. Almost like a frontal mooning.

The chick checked out my bat wing, and was disgusted, and asked me to trim it up before going down on me.

Tim's bat wing is out of control.

I totally bat winged em!

by Chuck September 24, 2004