Chuck's definitions

bando

An idiot (see fucktard) in a high school or college band.

John was such a bando. Everytime the marching band went out and preformed won an award he shoved it in everyone's face for a week.

"Yeah those bandos over there are corrupting little Timmy, making him do bad things to the director and such.

by Chuck February 16, 2003

mucker

another term for oral stimulation of the penis

"She gives good muckers"

by Chuck March 29, 2005

shit pig

A grotesque slob of a female. Her ugliness is only surpassed by her annoyingness.

Oh god her come shit pig, I hope she didn't see us.

by Chuck September 19, 2003

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

by Chuck June 18, 2004

wiener guitar

the act of masturbation

Josh missed his wife so much he played wiener guitar every night.

by Chuck May 2, 2003

indie

Indie = independent (usually rock-orientated) music

Indie rock = full one oneself (at least quite often)

To "be cool" with the other indie rock folks, I must have an extensive record collection with minimal well-known rock titles, have a working turntable and plenty of vinyl to go with it, easily dismiss others, think I'm better, over analyze others, and overall have an attitude that makes people not want to associate with the scene. ... nice job, everyone. nice job

by Chuck October 5, 2003

nimnada

nimnada is something you say when you have nothing better to say

anne:so wut you doin today
chuck:sk8in
anne:kool
chuck:nimnada

by chuck April 4, 2004