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Definitions by Christophe Graham

Attack of the Brokeback 

To be:
(1) So hard up for sex that you'll even bang a pretty-boy..
(2) Strangely drawn to a man due to his feminity
Tom: I think I'm having an Attack of the Brokeback. Yo,
lemme buy you a drink...what's yer name?
Sam: Sam...but no thanks, dude, 'cause yer definitely
having an Attack of the Brokeback.

hyphenate 

Fucking dildo rich folk, movie stars, or rock stars who have three fucking names instead of the one name God gave ya.
Tom: Did you see that new movie?
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates
hyphenate by Christophe Graham July 15, 2006

filled the bowl 

To take the meanest,largest dump in the history of history...usually after a night of heavy drinking
Tom: Dude, how long you gonna stay in there?
Sam: Yo, I filled the bowl, brother. I shoulda never drank like that last night

taking a piss 

To be essentially fucking with someone or to be condescending to someone by implying that they are stupid.

Refers to when someone says "Don't piss in my pocket and tell me its raining, jerky..."
Tom: "Thanks for the CD, I like rap music.."
Sue: "Are you taking a piss?"
Tom: "No, not at all. I really do like this CD. Thanks
a bunch...really."

Matrix someone 

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.
Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

cancer of the prick 

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...
"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."

one word IM'er 

An IM'er who is annoying because every response is one word.
Example 1
ANDY: "So, how was the party last night? Was it worth going to and did it rock?"
TOM: "Yeah"
ANDY: "I hate it when you act like a one word IM'er.
Example 2
CHUCK: "So was that test hard? I heard that it was like the hardest test in the history of the world and stuff... I mean I think everyone failed it even Thomas that straight - A guy who never fails anything."
SAM: "Wack"
CHUCK: "Dude, you are such a one word IM'er."