Christine's definitions

finch

1. A person who scores with a friend's mom.
OR
2. A guy who is more interessted in older women then girls his own age.

1. DAMN Finch! was his mom good?
2. Stop looking at his mom FINCH!

by Christine April 16, 2004

weiness

Elbow Skin

"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"

by Christine January 8, 2004

Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome

The desire to marry a man or woman who is older than your grandparents.

Billy: "Dude, I just hooked up with some sweet ass, man."
Joe: "Ah yes, Grandma Knockers, eh? You really have a serious case of Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome, dude."

by Christine August 9, 2005

the walkmen

1. Good band music played in a saturn ion commercial
2. Band that needs to play all ages shows

Me: Do you like the walkmen?
Them: The Walkmen?
Me: You know the saturn ion commerical.
Them: OH.
Me: Well they are comming to
chicago again but I can't go see them because I am only 15.

by Christine November 8, 2003

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004

clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.

What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?

by Christine June 25, 2004

Noni

a faggy baggy

Noni is, like, so hot!

by Christine October 25, 2003