Christine's definitions

clownfucker

somebody who is both incredibly stupid and extremely unlikeable. A total joke.

What kind of clownfucker borrows your credit card and uses it to rent a hotel to bang your wife in?

by Christine June 25, 2004

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004

weiness

Elbow Skin

"when bill extends his arm his weiness gets all wrinkled up"

by Christine January 8, 2004

finch

1. A person who scores with a friend's mom.
OR
2. A guy who is more interessted in older women then girls his own age.

1. DAMN Finch! was his mom good?
2. Stop looking at his mom FINCH!

by Christine April 16, 2004

fuckmuffin

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

by Christine February 15, 2004

omhg

WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: omhg
both at fault: omg what
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: not omg.. omhg
both at fault: omhg what!?!
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: OMHG its my new slang like jodd
both at fault: oo i seeee
both at fault: and what does this one mean
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: find out from ur resource
both at fault: lol fine
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: www.urbandictionary.com
both at fault: ya i know my source stupid
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: lol
both at fault: did yo make it it
both at fault: up
both at fault: becaue its not there
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: yea i just typed omg wrong
both at fault: lol
both at fault: im going to post a definition for it
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: own my huge gat
both at fault: gat?
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: slang for gun
both at fault: okay... lol

both at fault: i need an example
both at fault: of omhg used in a sentence
WhOsPiLtMYBEER29: that bitch was trippin till she saw my ak then she was like omhg

by christine February 15, 2005

Holy Shatner!

Another way of saying "Holy Shit!", without the profanity. Try it sometime when you're in church.LOL

Holy Shatner! The priest just had a heart attack!

by Christine January 14, 2005