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An extra party member from Chrono Cross for PS1 by Square. He is an odd looking dragon hatchling of multiple colors with to small, fly-like wings. His innate color is red and his Level 7 tech element, "Big Breath" is unlocked by visiting his mother's skeleton in the Other World. He is very small, but packs quite a wallop if given enough chance.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
Get the Draggymug. A popular character of the show, Banzai, previously shown on FOX. He utilized a unique method of communication where he would talk to a celebrity while continuing to shake his or her hand. His action revolved around a game where the viewer predicts the amount of time that the celebrity will hold on to him.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
Get the Shake hands manmug. A Japanese show previously shown on the FOX network. It was a gmae show which utilized viewer participation by using text messageable answers. The show involved certain stunts with multiple choice results including how many ballons would make a chicken fly, which carjacker will steal a car first, and which of these women is really a man. The show was short lived, but still attracted its loyal viewers.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
Get the Banzaimug. They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss"
Here's the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are complete jerks that prevent good stuff on public television.
Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
Swear words, body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.
by Christian Cruz February 12, 2007
Get the FCCmug. An eye condition that usually requires glasses in order to cope with. Usually causes bad eyesight up to and including legal blindness.
My astigmatism is a difficult affliction.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
Get the astigmatismmug. A type of comic that is used widely across the internet due to it's simplicity and overall hilarious appearance. To start, a "sprite" is a pose of a character taken from an existing sheet or ripped from video games by use of ROM's and the "Print Screen" button. To rip a sprite, one uses a rom and looks for a pose they require. They press the "print screen" button and paste onto Paint, Photoshop, etc. They proceed to long work by removing the background from the sprite. The sprite is then put on a "sheet", a compilation of various sprites. Already prepared sprites are all around the internet such as spriters-resource.com. There are also "custom sprites", which are hard worked alterations of existing sprites, or "pixel by pixel" creations, which are completely hand made. The comic is made by taking a pose from the sheet and placing it on a background, taken the same way as a sprite (with more work) and adding the necessary action. Already prepared backgrounds are also found in abundance, especially at bghq.com. After the comic is made, it can be hosted anywhere it is wanted or displayed on message boards with the use of a Photobucket or Imageshack account.
by Christian Cruz November 30, 2006
Get the sprite comicmug. The main character of the sprite comic, "Double-U Tea F" hosted at mgcomics.com. Lyger Zephronic is a red and black hedgehog with blue jeans. He uses the abilities of the Chaos Energy in his body to fight, but has lost use of his hands since his childhood because of his abusive father. He has three siblings: Naya, Khran, and Kryon. Lyger protects the safety of the planet and the balance of mana from his brother, Kryon, along with the spirit of his grandfather, Denair, and the Mana Goddess, Empreya. Lyger has succeeded to fight alongside the Minsters of the four elements, who happen to be characters from the Sonic franchise. His fight for evil is ever existant and constantly difficult.
by Christian Cruz November 23, 2006
Get the Lyger Zephronicmug.