Chrissy's definitions

Vaganus

Squeezing a watermalon through a hose... (Enduring Childbirth), and having your perenium rip from the pressure

Doctor : Ok nurse .. you can sew up Mrs Smith's vaganus now..

by Chrissy February 15, 2004

Shia Labeouf

An adorable actor. He's gonna be a big star one day if u guys like it or not. I Love Shia LaBeouf.

:::::Thank God for Beef:::::

by Chrissy January 1, 2004

LMFFAO

Laughing My Fucking Fat Ass Off!

After that bitch tried to pull my hair I was LMFFAO!(im not really fat) LOL

by Chrissy January 2, 2004

Fune

When Stacie is trying to type fun but types it wrong so it comes out as "fune"; Stacies new word for "fun"

Chrissy: Im listening to the full extended remix of dip it low

Stacie: Fune

by Chrissy May 30, 2004

fajeekin

another word for the "F" word..

Your A fajeekin pimp!

by Chrissy March 29, 2003

homophobe

someone thats scared of homos.

I'm a homophobe. Gay eople scare me shitless.

by chrissy April 12, 2003

homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

by chrissy March 15, 2005