11 definitions by ChrisO'Neat
Stai manzo is an expression that has its origins from Italy. Stai manzo is being directly translated as: Stay beef.. But the actual expression is being defined as: calm down.
Victim: I broke my hands and my ass is itching like the devils horns were stuck in it!!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
by ChrisO'Neat May 12, 2010
The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
Nose tunnels are also called nostrils.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Observer: Woah, buddy, your nose tunnels are completely blocked!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
by ChrisO'Neat May 15, 2010
Woah, that girl lacks brainpower!..
Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010
Holy Sheet! John McCain and Sarah Phailin has to live with the smell of demofarts for a damn long period now!
Yeh, they got PWNed!
Yeh, they got PWNed!
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010
Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
Question: What's 2 + 2?
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010