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by ChrisO'Neat April 29, 2010
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WTF, lmao n!!00b i just got h4x0rz skillzz at being urban-wise!!
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by ChrisO'Neat May 11, 2010
Get the Urban-Wise mug.Holy Sheet! John McCain and Sarah Phailin has to live with the smell of demofarts for a damn long period now!
Yeh, they got PWNed!
Yeh, they got PWNed!
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010
Get the Demofart mug.Nose tunnels are also called nostrils.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Short info about nose tunnels:
Nose tunnels or nostrils are effective for digging gold or blood diamonds, swimming through seaweed with your finger and breathing.
Damage in your nose tunnels:
In severe cases of damage in your nose tunnels, a runny nose can appear, which might lead to a so called; blocked nose tunnel.
You might also find a leak in one of the vessels in your nose, this is caused by too much digging and will lead to an increase in your blood diamond findings.
How to fix the damage:
Inject fluid from a nasal spray, and feel the fresh traffic of air running through your nose once again.
To prevent the blood diamond vessel leak, mend it with paper and take a temporary break with the digging.
Observer: Woah, buddy, your nose tunnels are completely blocked!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
Victim: Yeah i was digging too hard yesterday and now it keeps running out with blood diamonds
Observer: On urbandictionary they got a guide about, how to fix and repair nose tunnels!
by ChrisO'Neat May 15, 2010
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Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
Yeah it's the kind of mental state you can call a typical Phailin
by ChrisO'Neat April 28, 2010
Get the Phailin mug.The verb cock slap (pronounced: kOk slæp), means to slap something with your cock (penis), etc. the head of a person!
Victim: Hey dude could you cock slap the caps lock for me? All my fingers are busy with typing in my hax0rz secrets!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
Observer (The Slapper): *Tries to slap his cock into the caps lock and the sound 'slap' appears as if it has hit skin instead of a key on the keyboard*
Victim: Damn dude! Not my head! The caps lock! Even the same letters appear in the word man.. CAPS LOCK - COCK SLAP! How tough can it be?!
Observer (The Slapper): Sorry man, it's tough to aim for such a tiny target!
by ChrisO'Neat August 15, 2010
Get the Cock Slap mug.Stai manzo is an expression that has its origins from Italy. Stai manzo is being directly translated as: Stay beef.. But the actual expression is being defined as: calm down.
Victim: I broke my hands and my ass is itching like the devils horns were stuck in it!!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
Observer: Stai manzo, nothing wrong with my hands, I can release you from the itchy ass tensions of yours..
Victim: Please do!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
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