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a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
Get the Hose monster mug.in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 6, 2009
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i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
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indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
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by Chris Norton January 24, 2007
Get the courtesy wipe mug.a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
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