Chris Norton's definitions
by Chris Norton January 27, 2007
Get the grill firemug. I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
Get the multi-baggermug. a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
Get the shaq packmug. n.
a man who shamelessly sells out other men, hoping to win the affections of a woman he desires, but unknowingly does nice things for her in vain because he believes above all that God is on his side, but an independent woman won't be receptive to such acts of unnecessary kindness, which is the sensitive guy's fault in the first place for being naive.
a man who shamelessly sells out other men, hoping to win the affections of a woman he desires, but unknowingly does nice things for her in vain because he believes above all that God is on his side, but an independent woman won't be receptive to such acts of unnecessary kindness, which is the sensitive guy's fault in the first place for being naive.
Once upon a time, a sweet sensitive guy swept the princess off her feet, and that trend sadly died thereafter with that one example which disappointed the many emulators.
The sensitive guy cried and wept throughout the movie, What Dreams May Come, hoping his date would appreciate that openness, but she was laughing hysterically at him inside.
The sensitive guy cried and wept throughout the movie, What Dreams May Come, hoping his date would appreciate that openness, but she was laughing hysterically at him inside.
by Chris Norton January 19, 2007
Get the Sensitive guymug. adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton December 9, 2008
Get the Toilet Sloppymug. Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.
by Chris Norton January 24, 2007
Get the courtesy wipemug. n.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
a promiscuous woman who is dangerous to date long-term or marry because she has extreme emotional baggage and a first-class attitude.
Men, beware of these hose monsters who look pretty now because you'll regret it later when you marry her.
by Chris Norton January 10, 2007
Get the Hose monstermug.