in dating, this is a lineup of associates who specialize in your tastes. as in baseball the manager needs a starting pitcher, middle reliever and a closer. in dating, some people various have fetishes and tastes. a bullpen satisfies an individual's various sexual needs. a bullpen is also a good way to keep a man from becoming pussywhipped.
tom leykis tells all his sons avoid girlfriends and instead to keep a bullpen. he's a smart guy who knows everything men need to know in order to get laid.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
Tom: Sometimes I'm a chubby chaser, sometimes I like asians, and sometimes I like MILFs. My bullpen has these types along with the hotties.
by Chris Norton February 06, 2009
interj.
expression indicating one's approval of a worthy event.
n.
short, exterrestrial alien geniuses, who also have excellently huge martian butts.
expression indicating one's approval of a worthy event.
n.
short, exterrestrial alien geniuses, who also have excellently huge martian butts.
1. Bill: You are most worthy of your reputation, plus you have an excellently huge martian butt!
Station: Station.
2. Please give a warm welcome for Station's most bodacious creations- the Good Robot Usses!
Station: Station.
2. Please give a warm welcome for Station's most bodacious creations- the Good Robot Usses!
by Chris Norton January 09, 2007
a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 30, 2009
adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.
-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.
by Chris Norton January 08, 2007
a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.
Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.
by Chris Norton February 17, 2009
Al: Now that we've weeded out another traitor from the ranks, let's see if there are anymore Mrs. Doubtfires in here!
(pulls on the hair of a powerfully built woman and is surprised to discover it really is a woman)
Al: Hey! You're a woman!
(pulls on the hair of a powerfully built woman and is surprised to discover it really is a woman)
Al: Hey! You're a woman!
by Chris Norton August 06, 2008
an insult towards fat people. the humor of the term gets its punch because it rhymes with actor Matt Damon.
Doug: Carrie! You ARE abusive towards me! You make fun of my weight all the time!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
Carrie: I do not!
Doug: Oh yeah? What about the time you called me Fat Damon? That was five minutes ago!!
by Chris Norton February 24, 2009