Chris Norton's definitions

grill fire

n.
passionate kissing exchanged between two people.

Jim: Hey queenie, how about a little grill fire? Come here!
Elizabeth: Get your hands off of me!

by Chris Norton January 27, 2007

Paul Lo Duca

n.
a way of saying dookie because of the similarity in pronunciation and major league baseball player Paul Lo Duca.

- I'll be back; I need to take a Paul Lo Duca.

-I wonder where Len's at; he's probably taking another Lo Duca.

by Chris Norton December 9, 2008

Toilet Sloppy

adj.
indicates a woman's tacky granny underwear being pubicly displayed in a manner which defies male appreciation of an otherwise welcome sight were the underwear sexier. Some examples are obvious panty lines, or zebra panty print patterns showing through light colored pants, or unbelted pants showing the woman's grannies as she bends over.

-Before the thong, women had what were called panty bulges, or a term I use, "toilet sloppy".

-If I had the chance to peep a woman's underwear, I won't take it if they're toilet sloppy.

by Chris Norton December 9, 2008

shaq pack

a huge penis. the shaq pack sandwich was a sourdough bacon cheeseburger but the shaq pack can today be known as one's package if it's giant size.

Kobe, tell me how my shaq pack tastes?

My junk is unusually big, therefore my 12 inches earns the nickname, shaq pack.

by Chris Norton February 17, 2009

courtesy wipe

you nut on a girl and you use her hair to wipe your cock.

Jane is such a newb; after giving me the most phenomenal blowjob ever she didn't even have the common gall to offer me a courtesy wipe.

by Chris Norton January 24, 2007

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

by Chris Norton October 1, 2008

multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.

I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.

by Chris Norton January 19, 2007