Chris Norton's definitions

grill fire

n.
passionate kissing exchanged between two people.

Jim: Hey queenie, how about a little grill fire? Come here!
Elizabeth: Get your hands off of me!

by Chris Norton January 27, 2007

multi-bagger

n.
an unattractive woman who men would say needs more than three bags to cover her face.

I've actually slept with a few two baggers and three baggers but because these girls were wearing Frederick's of Hollywood lingirie, I've even slept with a multi-bagger once.

by Chris Norton January 19, 2007

Mrs. Robinson

an older woman who pursues men in their late teens and early twenties for sex.

My job is full of Mrs. Robinsons. Most of the women are at least twenty years older than me and they're the only ones hitting on me.

by Chris Norton October 1, 2008

Sensitive guy

n.
a man who shamelessly sells out other men, hoping to win the affections of a woman he desires, but unknowingly does nice things for her in vain because he believes above all that God is on his side, but an independent woman won't be receptive to such acts of unnecessary kindness, which is the sensitive guy's fault in the first place for being naive.

Once upon a time, a sweet sensitive guy swept the princess off her feet, and that trend sadly died thereafter with that one example which disappointed the many emulators.

The sensitive guy cried and wept throughout the movie, What Dreams May Come, hoping his date would appreciate that openness, but she was laughing hysterically at him inside.

by Chris Norton January 19, 2007

Beer goggle bait

n.
a physically unattractrive woman who looks good to heavily drunk men as a result of the men's pounding.

Victoria's Secret has done miracles, helping marry off some two bag women and beer goggle bait.

by Chris Norton January 10, 2007

no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.

i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.

by Chris Norton January 29, 2009

climb it

v.
when a woman engages in various sexual positions where she is atop the man

Chris: She would climb it. She'd be climbing it all night long.

by Chris Norton April 11, 2007