Chris Jones's definitions

slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

by chris jones March 24, 2005

bullacs

an alterate word for bollocks

ah bullacs, i forgot to wear any trousers

by chris jones March 27, 2006

( . )( . )

generally meaning female breasts, alot of people like to write this on calculators. Used for making others giggle like little girls.

"You have big (.)(.)" written on a calculator

by chris jones March 24, 2005

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 1, 2005

is this the way to amarillo?

good question? where is it? You could reply:

1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.

2.Dont see many armadillos around here

3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!

4.Just carry on singing along with them

5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!

Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....

by chris jones March 24, 2005

runescape

Massive online multiplayer game. Some believe (mainly me) that is the actual real world, and that5 world we think is real is actually computerised. This idea is inspired by film "The Matrix" in which what people believe to be real is actually computerised, and only a small group know the truth.

"Your ignorant its obvious that runescape is real you noob!"

by chris jones March 24, 2005

popelicious

pope-a-lish-us

a word to express satisfaction or joy of something that the pope has done.

That mass was popelicious

by chris jones May 5, 2005