Chris's definitions

Spooge

Semen or Cum

Ah man, Ben Afleck spooge.

Dude, dont spooge in my room.

by Chris August 21, 2003

downlow

keep it a secret

Keep it on the downlow

by chris August 24, 2003

stout

something that is strong,someone who is fat, or a skinny old radio dj in denver

Damn that beer is stout! Ralphie May is one stout MFer! I heard that stout guy on the radio the other day and realized he is a moron.

by chris August 25, 2003

schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

TIA

Thanks in Advance

Anyone know what WWJDFAKB stands for? TIA

(also airline code for Tampa International Airport)

by Chris August 28, 2003

cased

To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.

I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.

by Chris August 29, 2003

circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.

But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal

by Chris August 31, 2003