Chris's definitions

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

Assclown

One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.

You, my good sir, are an assclown.

Comment submitted with request to Delete:
"My Name is assclown and that is offensive"

by Chris October 23, 2002

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

Paislea

Hot ass chick that is amazing in the sack. Also smart, sweet, and a one of a kind girl.

Boy would I love to find me a Paislea!

by Chris April 20, 2005

JDM

Abbreviation for Japanese Domestic Market, which means parts or cars that originated in Japan that are sold in the United States. Alot of people classify their Honda's as JDM, the clean look.

Man, those amber corners on that civic hatch are mad JDM tight y0

by Chris January 17, 2005

filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

by Chris February 7, 2005

Grizzly

refers to a dumb ass mother fucker who talks too much

Dude, Alexx is so Grizzly...

by Chris January 16, 2005