Chris's definitions

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

the endless summer

The absolute classic surf film. A must see for all surfers. When surfing is thought of, the endless summer should come to mind, and when the endless summer is thought of bliss. Director, narrator, and surfer Bruce Brown captures the sport in its greatest glory. Following the summer around the world, finding the best surf spots with the warm waters of and endless paradise.

Yo, you wanna go watch endless summer?
Yeah, i love this movie.

by chris April 7, 2005

your mom in a box

A random varient of the Your Mom dis. Don't actually use it in a real fight since you'll most likely get your sorry ass laughed at. Use it more with sarcasm or jokes around friends.

1. Some person: You dumb shit
You: Your mom in a box

2. Some person: What the hell do you want?
You: Your mom in a box

by Chris March 23, 2005

threedecka

Three story apartment house with three residences inside.

I live in the blue threedecka on merrifield street.

by Chris February 22, 2005

Granby

Noun. Podunk town mostly famous for being the notch in Connecticut and hometown of former MTV VJ Jesse Camp. Unofficially in a sports rivalry with the rest of the state, but namely Granby Junior.

I done got edumacated in Granby.

by Chris January 21, 2005

bonez

Neil Zelikowitz, current drummer of Wuts

You Holla at ya bonez (Neil Zelikowitz)

by Chris March 18, 2005

democrat

a person of high moral conviction who votes and thinks with his heart and conscience, and not with his wallet. A person of true valor and integrity, who refuses to allow corporate greed and corruption govern his actions.

General Wesley Clark

by Chris December 27, 2003