Chris's definitions

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by Chris April 15, 2005

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

Dinosaur Juice

gas
gasoline
fuel
fossil fuels

Dude dinosaur juice is 5.00 a gal now!

by chris August 27, 2005

dog food

A word used to refer to the drug heroine.

I'm off that dog food.

by Chris February 14, 2005

whoot

Aussie for "What."

"Heya Jane, how ya going, mate?"

"WHOOOOOT?!?!"

or

"You're on crack"

"Sorry, WHOOOOOOTT?! WHOOOOT?!"

by chris December 17, 2003

scralatchtica

The act of scratching the inside of your asshole with a dick

I need a scralatchtica

by Chris February 20, 2005

swedish nanny

When you have been naughty, and someone spanks you.

-"Come here Zoya, let me be your Swedish Nanny."
-"Ughh, Ms. Wren, stop spanking me you sick freak."

by Chris April 21, 2005