Chris's definitions

filters

underwear; briefs; panties

The Martha & The Muffins song off the _This Is The Ice Age_ album from the early 1980's entitled "Boy Without Filters" might have been the genesis of the term. Also one needs to include the image and function of cigarette filters and coffee filters.

What they're filtering is left up to the user: gas, sweaty ball odor, snatch stench, overpowering sexual passion, etc.

I gotta buy some new filters. The elastic's shot on this pair.

by Chris February 7, 2005

FrozenBacon

Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.

CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.

Oh man, I have just been pwned by the rare FrozenBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

granny panties

The use of these should be classified as a mortal sin.

"Dude look at that lady in the granny panties."
"I'm gonna go vomit."

by Chris September 1, 2008

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

my two cents

A bastardization of "My Two Bits"

The phrase to give ones opinion was orininally 'My Two Bits'... but has been incorrectly proliferated as 'My Two Cents.'

Person 1: "Thats is just my two cents"

Person 2: "You mean, 'My Two Bits' you moron... by misquoting the phrase, you illustrate just how stupid your opinion is anyways."

by Chris July 22, 2006

gooch

The area between the ball sack and the anal canal.

My gooch is really sweaty.

by chris February 21, 2003