Chris's definitions

Christianity

A relationship with Christ, commonly viewed as narrow-minded by non-believers who think its real funny to insult people with obscene references over the Internet. Big man.

I'll pray for you, because although I think you're a moron, I'm supposed to love you.

by Chris September 17, 2006

ENDO

where the front brake of a bike is applied with the intention of raising the rear wheel into the air

by chris July 20, 2003

Headies

High grade Cannabis. Usually contains small white specks and reddish hairs on the leaves.

Dank is good but headies is better!

by Chris July 22, 2003

rollin on dubs

Someone driving a car with 20" rims.

That girl got a new escalade and was rollin on dubs.

by Chris July 23, 2003

meat curtains

more formally known as the labia

I was all into her moves, throw'n bills on stage, until she bent over and slid down her thong -- revealing a nasty set of meat curtains.

by Chris July 24, 2003

bud

Great shit to smoke!!!

puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, puff, pass!

by Chris July 28, 2003

Tomacco

Fruit, produced through genetic fusion between a tomato and a tobacco plant using highly volatile uranium bars, ressembling a tomato, but filled with a black, goop-like, addictive substance.
They taste like granny.

by Chris July 29, 2003