Chris's definitions

shitpoo

A mix breed of a shih-tzu and a poodle.

Your shih-tzu and my poodle just fucked, they're gonna have a shitpoo.

by Chris December 19, 2004

FrozenBacon

Ultra l33t cs player. Can also be seen posting at HL fallout. Says he has gave up the game but can be see lurking around in select underground servers. Highly dangerous.

CanadianBacon is his lesser brother.

Oh man, I have just been pwned by the rare FrozenBacon!

by Chris December 21, 2004

Fantasm

A fantasm occurs when one ejaculates (most likely while being felated) while simultaneously passing a log.

"I just had a phantasm, and let me tell you, it was something else."

by Chris May 13, 2005

MigraineXcore

The One and Only Style of Music orignated by Mikey and the Migraines.

Yo, we're so MigraineXcore {or MxC)

by Chris April 15, 2005

Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.

While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.

by Chris March 4, 2004

scratcher

an old car.

Most pizza Drivers don't get paid much and some people don't tip, so mostly they drive scratchers.

by CHRIS October 11, 2003

Army

Group of men who get the credit for what the marines have done. The last time they won anything, it was World War II. They have screwed up everything they have taken part in since then. Thank god for the marines.

The Marines take it, the Army occupies it, the Army loses it, the Marines retake it, the marines occupy it. The war is won, the AMRY secretly says 'Thank gof for the UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS'

by Chris April 14, 2006