the scariest little bug i've ever seen. spider are 8-legged arachnids that use spider silk (that comes out of their ass) in a variety of ways, depending on the species. most spiders spin webs with their silk to catch innocent insects and use their vampire-like fangs to inject paralyzer venom into their prey, then devour its insides like a monster. it also seems that spiders TRY to look as freaky as possible (large, bulging eggsack sitting on its ass; showing its large eyes and fangs to you) so that they can scary the crap out of you, then make a spider-home, lay some eggs, and create more scary-as-crap creatures. in my opinion, even the smallest spider is scary as hell.
by Chowderz February 28, 2011
What most americans are. Some who is AI may do any of the following:
1. use "gay" as a general insult.
2.tlkz lik dis on de intrntz.
3. lack basic school knowledge (i met a guy on the internet who didn't know what a compound word is.)
4. hate on famous people (like Justin Beiber) ot of jealousy.
a good place to find peoplet that are AI is Youtube, just look at the comments.
1. use "gay" as a general insult.
2.tlkz lik dis on de intrntz.
3. lack basic school knowledge (i met a guy on the internet who didn't know what a compound word is.)
4. hate on famous people (like Justin Beiber) ot of jealousy.
a good place to find peoplet that are AI is Youtube, just look at the comments.
by Chowderz March 30, 2011
Your mom is the one who shoved you through her vagina into the uncomfortable, cold air. She is completely illogical (she'll win any arguement by saying 'because i said so'), overreacting, hypocritical, and downright mean. she'll contradict herself and not even care. she'll start to care about things she didn't give a crap about before (my mom has suddenly started to hate it when i say crap, when she couldn't've cared less before). But for some reason, you love her anyway no matter what.
Me: Mom, can i get the new Red Faction game?
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
Mom: no.
Me: (mildly angry voice) Why?!?!?!
Mom: don't give me that attitude young man! because I SAID SO. now go up to your room and don't come out!
by Chowderz April 25, 2011
Guy 1: i went on urbandictionary.com today because i felt like looking up random shit.
guy 2: what did you look up?
guy 1: computer.
guy 2: what did you look up?
guy 1: computer.
by Chowderz March 05, 2011
An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.
by Chowderz April 19, 2011