12 definitions by Chosney

prioritization

The act of continually identifying the most important projects to work on instead of actually working on them.

We priortized the project in the 34th different way since we identified them last spring.

by Chosney September 23, 2003

product manager

Having full accountability, but no authority over a product line.

We yelled at the product manager to compensate for our heads being up our asses!

by Chosney July 11, 2003

Cookie Gate

The biggest scandal since Whitewater and Iran Contra, when a father of a girl scout sold girl scout cookies at 50 cents over market rates, probably buying a yacht with his earnings.

After Jim perpetrated Cookie Gate he was apointed special advisor to the Savings and Loan Board.

by Chosney November 12, 2003

phantom

The mysterious person who fouls the third floor restaurant at 200 Park Ave in Florham Park, NJ. The Phantom may have some dietary issues when he takes a Winnick

Apparently the Phantom was in the restroom because it smells like something died

by Chosney July 14, 2003

clefton

1. A red-neck want to be.
2. Someone who acts like a redneck but lives a privileged middle class life.
3. Camaro driving, budweiser drinking, black t-shirt wearing, mullet haircut, bowling kind of suburban asshole.

While Mike lives in the burbs he's a total clefton.

by Chosney September 15, 2003

ambush

To call an unknowing third party onto a conference call with no warning.

Those fuckers called me to gang up on me and didn't give me warning it was a conference call. They ambushed me.

by Chosney September 11, 2003

smart

Code for big boobs

Wow, Britney looks very smart in that picture.

by Chosney July 10, 2003