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Two Names

Australian nickname for somebody whose surname is also a common first name, such as Peter Graham or Dayn Scott.

"Never trust a bloke whose last name could be his first!"
There was a new guy at the cricket club whose name is Phil Alexander, so we called him Two Names.
by Choda Boy 57 August 22, 2006
mugGet the Two Namesmug.

Kolonel's Fucking Crap

I can't be arsed cooking tonight. Whaddya feel like - Macca's, Red Rooter or Kolonel's Fucking Crap?
by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008
mugGet the Kolonel's Fucking Crapmug.

arse sandwich

What you accuse someone with shitty morning breath of having just eaten.
Mate, you smell like you just ate an arse sandwich!
by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006
mugGet the arse sandwichmug.

two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006
mugGet the two exits, no waitingmug.

Fuckland with an A

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."
by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2007
mugGet the Fuckland with an Amug.

Barry

More specifically "having a Barry", and it is one of the better examples of twice-removed Australian rhyming slang.

It means you're having a bad time of things, or a shocker. The connection is Barry Crocker, an extremely naff singer from Geelong, Australia (my home town - carn the Cats!) who sang the original theme song to Neighbours and is usually seen these days singing at telethons or Carols by Candlelight or other such horseshit.

In a nutshell, shocker = Barry Crocker = Barry.

Most often used in a sporting sense, when someone asks how you performed.

PS for the Seppos out there, Neighbours is a cheap and nasty Aussie soap opera that the Brits can't get enough of. BTW, "Seppo" is another example of Aussie rhyming slang, meaning American (Yank = septic tank = seppo)
When your leggies are disappearing for 9 an over, or you've kicked 4 behinds and 2 out-on-the-full for the day, or your pitching's been racked for 3 homers in 1 innings(if you're a Seppo), mate, you are having an absolute Barry.
by Choda Boy 57 August 10, 2006
mugGet the Barrymug.

KFC

A short form of 'ker-fuckin'-ching', the sound a cash register makes and used when somebody tells you about their good fortune with money.

Derived, of course, from the fast food chain which, as well as the usual expressions, can be referred to as Kolonel's Fucking Crap.
Bloke 1: "Mate, I just got 3 grand back on my tax refund."
Bloke 2: "KFC!"
Bloke 1: "What?"
Bloke 2: "Ker-fuckin'-CHING!'
by Choda Boy 57 May 17, 2008
mugGet the KFCmug.

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