14 definitions by Chilli ring

999 girl

999 girl- you keep her number, but only ring her in emergency

in the US of A she'd be a 911 girl

don't like her much but she fucks- I'll keep her as a 999 girl

by Chilli ring November 5, 2009

ha-sip ha-sip

ha-sip ha-sip :Thai/ English expression means 50-50

Is that a girl or a guy?
hmmm... ha-sip ha-sip
arggh ladyboy!

by Chilli ring November 7, 2009

Mulderism

Mulderism: an expression used by Fox Mulder of X files fame

"how do you define normal?' -was that a question or a Mulderism

by Chilli ring November 5, 2009

showing pink

when a girl holds her cunt lips open for you

good strip club?
real good- the girls were showing pink

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by Chilli ring November 13, 2009

Cunt jockey

guy who marries a girl abroad and brings her home so she get's a green card

Hey Dave you going on holiday this year?
Why yes, as a cunt jockey I shall be visiting Thailand and bringing something back- thanks for asking reverend

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009

wink

when a skirt wearing girl quickly crosses her legs and gives a quick upskirt

Me and Doug watching a girl in a bar, she crosses her legs, flashing some panty...Doug says 'she just winked at me'

by Chilli ring November 4, 2009