Chillbro's definitions

Background person

a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.

Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"

Main person: "...yep"

Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

Patty pincher

A word which describes an individual who has nothing better to do than pinch the few friends they have (or wished they had), for not wearing green on Saint Patty's day. Usually the same annoy individual who plays "punch buggy" or brags about their accumulated collection of participation trophies.

Patty pincher: Hey man, I couldn't help but noticing you aren't wearing green *pinches guy*

Guy not wearing green: Oh... thanks... *inwardly forgives Paddy's pincher, due to seeing his/her visible lack of friends*

Patty pincher: *Awkardly smiles and proceeds to crawl back into his/her hole till next Saint party's day*

by Chillbro March 17, 2017

Main person

Causes change in the world and is recognized for doing so. Sees the full picture and is not close minded. Because of adept understanding of their existence, they turn out to be winners.

*DISCLAIMER: Main people can die*
Most common ways to die for a main person includes but is not exclusive to:

Old age
Death by fire
Sacrificing self for another
Death by explosion
Going down guns blazing

Suicide

Bleeding out

Background person: *waits outside for 12 hours holding a sign*

Main person: *walks by, laughs, and heads to work to be productive*

by Chillbro July 29, 2015

4/20

Possibly the best/worst day to have a birthday, in college. Since everyone will be stoned, you'll probably have a 100% of people forgetting it's your birthday, but also an equal chance of getting lit up for free when you remind them.

Birthday dude: hey you know what day it is?!?
Friend: 4/20!!!!!! Time to get baked!
Birthday dude: No asshole... it's my birthday.
*The friend surrenders his bong to the dude with the birthday*

by Chillbro April 20, 2017