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crap obession all over the country. holey scraps are fabric are given a big hole in the middle and sold at around £20 in lovely, quality stores like new look and other trendy highstreet stores *cough*. it seems that a trend among poncho-wearers is to buy them in bulk, so you have a different colour (or smae colour, you choice) everyday, OR buy one for the whole family! You see 3 generations of poncho-wearers walking around asda in matching ponchos.
S: why,mary-ellis, that is a rather dashing poncho one seems to be wearing.
M-E: why thank you sandra! one purchased it from new look. does one favour the 'ripped' affect of the holes in one's poncho?
s: indeed
passing stranger (me): *grabs poncho and shoves hands in a hole and tears in half, laughs evilly and walks away*
M-E: good gracious. lets get one from the market instead.
S: indeed again
by Chicken pops January 11, 2005
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