2 definitions by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.
Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.
by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 10, 2010
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Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.
Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.
by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot February 8, 2011
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