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Anti KoRn

Someone who hates KoRn or nu-metal altogether, because they'd rather listen to emo and cut themselves.
I could listen to decent music like KoRn but I'm a little cunt - pop in that Dashboard CD!
by Chernorizets Hrabr October 4, 2004
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tool

There are several defining traits of a tool; if one or more of these characteristics apply to you, then you are a tool.

1. You often feel used by your "friends", who usually make fun of you to both to your face and behind your back, but act polite if you have something they want. Of course, because you're desperate to be accepted, you give it to them.

2. You buy into whatever trend seems in at the moment because you have no identity or sense of pride. If you're emo, pass out at parties after 4 drinks to show off to people that you're drunk, or wear a pink shirt with the collar popped in a vain attempt to appear "secure with your masculinity", then you're a tool and haven't realized it yet.

3. You listen to Tool and think they are the pinnacle of musical talent because they call themselves "prog", but are actually boring and mediocre.
Go back to your toolboxes, you poseurs.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 28, 2005
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Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!
Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004
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bananas

let's go smoke some bananas with the spanish kid
by Chernorizets Hrabr February 22, 2004
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Procida

Loud-breathing math teacher whose catch phrases range from "OOOOH BABY" to "W00000000WWWW!" and "HEY LOUISE!!!! LOOK HOW LOW THESE TEST SCORES ARE!"
"Is that a freight train or Procida trying to breathe?"

"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003
mugGet the Procidamug.

Ralph Nader

The guy that my fellow Americans should have voted for, but apparently they don't have enough common sense to see what kind of damage is being done to our country by the divisive two-party system. An honest and real candidate who cares about domestic concerns that Bush and Kerry seem to have forgotten about in favor of fear-mongering, focusing on the so-called "threat" of terrorism.
Ralph has my vote, no matter the odds!
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004
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Aragorn

Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.
Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.
by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004
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