Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Yuengling

Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.

I'm not a cheap, stupid hick, so let's grab a case of Yuengling instead of Budweiser tonight.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005

Godsmack

Uncreative and bland nu-metal band fronted by a James Hetfield wanna-be.

Nothing special about Godsmack.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Camel

Best cigarette out there, robust and flavorful yet smooth. However, most black people tend to not like them for some reason.

Camel is the preferred cigarette brand of Allah himself.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 20, 2004

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!

ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Anti KoRn

Someone who hates KoRn or nu-metal altogether, because they'd rather listen to emo and cut themselves.

I could listen to decent music like KoRn but I'm a little cunt - pop in that Dashboard CD!

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 4, 2004

Whinge Rock

Whinge Rock consists of all the bands your dad probably likes. Prime examples of whinge rock are mediocre bands such as Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, 3 Doors Down, and Three Days Grace. Whinge rock is characterized by power chords, a singer who tries to sound tough, and being repetitive. Linkin Park, albeit whiny, is not whinge rock because the fanbase is too young, and it has more nu-metal traits than those of rock.

Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, and 3 Doors Down just toured together. It was the ultimate tour of mediocrity and whinge rock.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005

Hardcore Dancing

Ok, I always had a nagging suspicion that emos and "hardcore" kids (emos with spiked hair who curse a lot) were pathetic faggots, but when I saw hardcore dancing for the first time, my preconceptions were confirmed. Hardcore dancing consists of some 90-pound little twat with greasy black hair flailing his limbs around, punching and kicking the air. Though annoying, pathetic, and downright retarded, it is a suitable method of dancing to emo and "hardcore" music, as the music takes no talent to create and sounds like a pack of whining retards, so the dancing should be similar. Hardcore dancing is a disgrace to moshing. You can say metal is a thing of the past all you want, because it doesn't make the present trends (such as emo) suck any less. Fags.

Hardcore dancing is another reason why the emo and "hardcore" scene should be extinguished forever.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 21, 2004