Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

most extreme elimination challenge

Test to see how many times you can see a jap fall on his face before changing the channel.

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was funny the fist time, now it's played.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

Italian

Victims of stupid Americans bastardizing their heritage to try and sound cool and/or tough. So-called "Italians" talk with fake Brooklyn accents, eat Chef Boyardee ravioli and Domino's Pizza, and keep the first three buttons of their shirts unbuttoned so as to expose unsightly, bristly black chest hair, often complemented by a gold chain necklace. Calls friends "paizan" or "gumba" and thinks phrases such as "Donde esta?" and "'Ey chico!" are Italian. Often claims ties to the mafia in whatever major city is closest to the suburb they live in. Usually feel the need to make proclaimations such as "Yo, I'm Italian!"

"Yo, I'm 9% Italian. Respect me or I'll break ye' face and you'll be swimmin' wit' de fishes. Capisce? I tought so."

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

coke

Superior to Pepsi when in a bottle, inferior to Pepsi when in a can.

People that hate Pepsi but love coke should be shot, because they're not different enough for you to be able to care that much.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 7, 2004

New Jersey

Should seperate North Jersey and South Jersey into two different states, because many things about them are totally different.

South Jersey: Home of wannabe-Italians, suburbs, overwhelming white majority, farmland, lots of Philly influence (more Flyers fans here than in Philly), close proximity of convenience stores, Pine Barrens, tourist attractions, popular beaches, AC, malls.

North Jersey: Everything in Jersey that was cool about 30 years ago (Asbury Park, Hoboken, etc), more racially diverse, urban, older-looking than South Jersey, lots of New York influence, high pollution, and the stereotypical nasal accent... overall, just looks more depressing.

Most insults directed at New Jersey apply only to North Jersey.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 15, 2004

moon burn

What Irish people and goths get when they go out at night, because they're just that pale. Even the moonlight is too intense for them.

"Can't we perform our dark ritual inside? I'll get moon burned!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 19, 2004