Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

bncypt

Bulgarian rappers, see "upsurt"

HOWH HOWH bncypt MAKE GOOD SONG CALLED OBICHAM MAIKA TI

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 11, 2003

Wal Mart

Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.

"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

sopranos

Knockoff restraunt located in Cherry Hill New Jersey owned by a guy named Franco who can't speak English. Walking into the restraunt bombards you with copyright infringement, as they don't even have permission to use the name "Tony Soprano" and the stench of unwashed floors and Fried Mexico.

"Soprano's never has any fresh popcorn chicken."

"Let's go to Soprano's and steal their drinks and Goodfellas poster."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

Procida

Loud-breathing math teacher whose catch phrases range from "OOOOH BABY" to "W00000000WWWW!" and "HEY LOUISE!!!! LOOK HOW LOW THESE TEST SCORES ARE!"

"Is that a freight train or Procida trying to breathe?"

"I failed my Procida test because I couldn't hear the lessons over his breathing."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

Carcanague

Teacher who lies about his life experiences. Example of stories that aren't true are his antics in Damascus, Denmark, and Poland. Often reffered to as "Gue" by Cricket buddies and students who mock him.

"Gue told us another story about how he saved the world from mutant aliens from Cyprus."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

most extreme elimination challenge

Test to see how many times you can see a jap fall on his face before changing the channel.

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was funny the fist time, now it's played.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004