Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Joisey

1.) How people in New Jersey do NOT pronounce "Jersey". Residents of New Jersey are known to pronounce some select words in funny ways. "Jersey" is not one of them.

2.) How New Yorkers mispronounce "Jersey".

Mario: I've been in Jersey for 20 years give or take and have never heard anyone pronounce it like "joisey" before!

Vinny: I have, but it was some fat lowlife New Yorker who cut me off on the turnpike and flipped me the bird in front of his own children.

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 10, 2007

AAA

The guy who gets the high score in all the arcade games across the country.

No one's gonna beat AAA's high score in Street Fighter.

by Chernorizets Hrabr April 17, 2006

coke

Superior to Pepsi when in a bottle, inferior to Pepsi when in a can.

People that hate Pepsi but love coke should be shot, because they're not different enough for you to be able to care that much.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 7, 2004

new found glory

Band with the worst lead singer of all time.

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004

Ralph Nader

The guy that my fellow Americans should have voted for, but apparently they don't have enough common sense to see what kind of damage is being done to our country by the divisive two-party system. An honest and real candidate who cares about domestic concerns that Bush and Kerry seem to have forgotten about in favor of fear-mongering, focusing on the so-called "threat" of terrorism.

Ralph has my vote, no matter the odds!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Aragorn

Aragorn, son of Arathorn (quite possibly the coolest name ever) is the rightful heir to the throne of Gondor in J.R.R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" series. He is one of the Dunedain, a subrace of humans blessed with long life. Aragorn is 87 years old when he takes the throne, but he looks like he's about 33. That's how cool he is. In fact, all the chicks love Aragorn more than Legolas. This is scientific proof that Viggo Mortensen, who played Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, is cooler than Orlando Bloom. Aragorn also smokes weed, though just about every character in the story does except pussy Frodo. It is widely believed that Aragorn is the coolest guy in Middle Earth, especially because he got with Liv Tyler.

Every man in the world who knows who Aragorn is wishes to be him.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 20, 2004

ORLANDO BLOOM

Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.

Orlando Bloom can do 200x better than you and he will.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004