Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Post-grunge

Music that killed grunge worse than a bullet to Kurt Cobain's head or Layne Staley's speedball overdose ever could. Post-grunge is a more mainstream version of grunge music, which seems a rather inoffensive thing at first, but contemporary acts such as Puddle of Mudd, Nickelback, Three Doors Down, Godsmack, Staind, Creed and Three Days Grace reveals the genre to be a parody of original grunge. Exaggerated attempts at singing like Eddie Vedder, predictable and formulatic song structures, and insincere angst with no artistic quality are characteristics of post-grunge.

(Listening to typical rock radio station)

Thomas: Hey, this kinda sounds like Alice in Chains, only the guitar sucks, the lyrics are trite, and the singer's vocal range is garbage.

Fred: Yeah, that's Godsmack, another post-grunge act.

by Chernorizets Hrabr January 5, 2008

ill NiNo

What is this I see? Could it be... a nu-metal band that is actually good? I think it is!

ill NiNo is one of the few nu-metal bands worth your time, do yourself a favor and give them a chance.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

Godsmack

Uncreative and bland nu-metal band fronted by a James Hetfield wanna-be.

Nothing special about Godsmack.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

Ganondorf

Semi-famous villain from the Nintendo 64 adventure, The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time. Ganondorf has an exceptionally unique case of unibrow, in which his eyebrows connect clearly with his hair, thus forming one very long eyebrow. This puts the typical unibrow (one that connects in the middle of one's face above the nose) to shame.

Ganondorf was one of the most easily-defeated bosses in the history of video games.

by Chernorizets Hrabr October 5, 2004

Blacktooth

Slang for bluetooth device, derived from its popularity amongst the black community as the newest form of tacky, high-tech "bling". Insecure negroes who want to put on an air of importance wear them when not necessary (i.e. any time not spent driving), even when nobody calls them all day. When they do, however, they will talk loudly in public whilst flailing their limbs about to demonstrate the wonder of wireless technology and the money they spent avoiding child support payments.

"Leeroy should take off that blacktooth device; he looks like a tool and nobody is impressed."

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 23, 2008

most extreme elimination challenge

Test to see how many times you can see a jap fall on his face before changing the channel.

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was funny the fist time, now it's played.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004