Chengo Bolemongo's definitions
Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.
Pay the light bill.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the out of shitmug. (specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007
Get the editormug. DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the DFCmug. << (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>
"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the ghetto, my assmug. Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!
I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the STSMFUmug. The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.
"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the devoidmug. SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs memug.