Chengo Bolemongo's definitions

Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

DFC

DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.

not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)

YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

editor

(specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)

YOU.

If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.

<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>

SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."

(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)

by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007