Chengo Bolemongo's definitions
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs memug. DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the DFCmug. << (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>
"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the ghetto, my assmug. (specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
YOU.
If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.
<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>
SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)
by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007
Get the editormug. 1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)
2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)
2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"
1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"
2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"
2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the Shit nomug. I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
MIDGET PORN luvs me.
Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
Get the midget pornmug. The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.
"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
Get the devoidmug.