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ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the ghetto, my assmug.

DFC

DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.

not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
mugGet the DFCmug.

out of shit

Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.

Pay the light bill.
"I must be eating/breathing/drinking/smoking too much 'cause I'm completely OUT OF SHIT. No shit !!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the out of shitmug.

what's the dealio?

What's the deal? Wuzzup? What it is? What it will be? What's gonon?, What's REALLY gonon? Wuzapnin? What's this all about? What's the time? What's next? Who's next?
But with a little flair. Can be:

1) a little more intimidating, as in toying with someone. (Tell me the truth.) Or,

2) just trying to sound cool (sometimes sounds FOOL or like a prick).
1) DX: "So tell me Regina. You sez you at home all night; but, my boyz seen you riding the Avenues in a black Beamah! Now ... WHAT'S THE DEALIO?!"

2) COOLIO FOOLIO: "WHAT'S THE DEALIO, Emilio? Sound like a shoddy old audio. Maybe we oughta BURY yo' stereo!"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the what's the dealio?mug.

STSMFU

Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!

I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"

PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the STSMFUmug.

Must get more

The cry of the power mad zombie.
And the tweeker.
And the crackhead.
JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"

"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the Must get moremug.

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the NO SHITmug.

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