Chengo Bolemongo's definitions

devoid

The empty vacuum of space which now exists where the 20th century electro-pop/punk band Devo was. The DEVOID was created (established) in the mid 1990's when Devo quit jamming. Even yet, the DEVO Fan Club motors on (or rather it's still rollin') in homage to the Akron, oHIo-based quintet.

"The modern music industry is completely DEVOID of the unique niche which Devo filled in the '70's and '80's (and kinda in the '90's)."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

Someone upstairs

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.

"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

It sits on the Ritz

Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.

Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean that Ritzes are so excellent -- ritzy, even.
IT SITZ ON THE RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food>

"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS ON THE RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gotz here SITS ON THE RITZ. Here, load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

DFC

DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.

not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)

YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

editor

(specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)

YOU.

If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.

<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>

SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."

(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)

by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006