Skip to main content

Chengo Bolemongo's definitions

executive decider

The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).
President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the executive decider mug.

what's the dealio?

What's the deal? Wuzzup? What it is? What it will be? What's gonon?, What's REALLY gonon? Wuzapnin? What's this all about? What's the time? What's next? Who's next?
But with a little flair. Can be:

1) a little more intimidating, as in toying with someone. (Tell me the truth.) Or,

2) just trying to sound cool (sometimes sounds FOOL or like a prick).
1) DX: "So tell me Regina. You sez you at home all night; but, my boyz seen you riding the Avenues in a black Beamah! Now ... WHAT'S THE DEALIO?!"

2) COOLIO FOOLIO: "WHAT'S THE DEALIO, Emilio? Sound like a shoddy old audio. Maybe we oughta BURY yo' stereo!"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the what's the dealio? mug.

DFC

DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.

not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
mugGet the DFC mug.

ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the ghetto, my ass mug.

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.
SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me mug.

STSMFU

Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!

I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"

PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the STSMFU mug.

Must get more

The cry of the power mad zombie.
And the tweeker.
And the crackhead.
JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"

"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
mugGet the Must get more mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email