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Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.
"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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MY DEFINITION is my property.
MY DEFINITION may even suck; but, it's still MINE.
MY DEFINITION is an extension of ME because my words define my life.
It's MY LIFE and I'll speak how I need to.
MY DEFINITION is my property.
MY DEFINITION may even suck; but, it's still MINE.
MY DEFINITION is an extension of ME because my words define my life.
It's MY LIFE and I'll speak how I need to.
DUMB GUY: "I'm sharing MY DEFINITION with UD. Pretty soon all the niggas be bustin' like me."
HIS DADDY: "Oh, I see what you've done. I guess you made up a word. I hope he doesn't get lost among the millions of other words. When you gonna grow up, boy?!
HIS DADDY: "Oh, I see what you've done. I guess you made up a word. I hope he doesn't get lost among the millions of other words. When you gonna grow up, boy?!
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.
UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)
YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006
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SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."
SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)
PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"
"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"
by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006
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