Definitions by Chengo Bolemongo

out of shit 

Time to come back to reality. Must get more.
Stock the kitchen cupboards; fill the freezer.

Pay the light bill.

"I must be eating/breathing/drinking/smoking too much 'cause I'm completely OUT OF SHIT. No shit !!

out of shit by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Must get more 

The cry of the power mad zombie.
And the tweeker.
And the crackhead.

JOSE: "All gone. Oh, fuck! I'm completely out of shit. No shit !!"
"B": "No shit?"
JOSE: "Shit no; MUST GET MORE !!"

"B" : "Uhh, more brains?"

Must get more by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Shit no 

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

Shit no by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

ghetto, my ass 

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

ghetto, my ass by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

STSMFU 

Shut The Stupid Mother Fuck Up !!

I never claimed it was cool. It's just something I say when I'm a little more pissed off (especially at the phony vatos making up ignorant shit as if a ghetto definition.)

PHILLIP: "Aarghhh, another dick cheese fake ghettoism! STSMFU! Must kill!"

PHIL'S CONSCIENCE: "Chill, Phil."

STSMFU by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

midget porn 

Instant orgasm every time.

I luv MIDGET PORN and
MIDGET PORN luvs me.

Don't fuck with a good thing!
(p.s. I dig the way they squeal.)

midget porn by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me 

This pretty well sum up my relationship with MIDGET PORN.

SHRINK: " ... and how does that make you feel?"

SHORTY (not my real name): "Well, I LUV MIDGET PORN AND MIDGET PORN LUVS ME."

SHRINK: " And how is that working for you?"

I luv MIDGET PORN and MIDGET PORN luvs me by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006