Chengo Bolemongo's definitions

Shit no

1) A political campaign slogan encouraging a NO vote on SHIT.
(U down with this shit? / No. Down with shit, man!)

2) The obvious response to someone asking, "No shit?" when you just got through confirming your truth by declaring, "No shit !!"

1)
RAY: "I'm voting NO on SPECIAL RIGHTS for illegal SHIT."
JAY: "Well, I ain't votin' for shit on Tuesday. SHIT NO !!"

2)
GD2: "Blah blah ... bla blah blah. No shit !!"
CPU: "No shit?"
GD2: "SHIT NO !!

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

executive decider

The guy at the top. Someone upstairs whose paid the big bucks to make the big decisions (;and, maybe not much of anything else get done by this person).

President Bush declared that HE is the Decider.

The magic eight-ball often stands-in as EXECUTIVE DECIDER.

When the governor refused the Stay of Execution, he de facto became the EXECUTIVE DECIDER in that convict's life.

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

editor

(specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)

YOU.

If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.

<Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>

SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'."

(As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?)

by Chengo Bolemongo February 24, 2007

DFC

DEVO Fan Club. See Devo.

not to be confused with DOC, DoD, DNC, DNF, KFC, or PRC.
(Dept. of Corr., Dept. of Defense, Democratic Nat'l Comm., "Did Not Finish", Kentucky Fried, and People's Rep. of China, respectively.)

YO: "I'm still a lifetime charter member of the DFC."
MO: "Yeh, me too!"
YO: "Really, dude?!"
MO: "No, not really."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 5, 2006

ghetto, my ass

<< (Don't be thinkin/bout MY ASS, homey -- it's just a figure of speech.) >>

"GHETTO, MY ASS" is what I say when I call bullshit on phony ghettoisms in the UD.

UD FAKER: "Weebee gone odair. Dooda bus or da ambalunce cum by heres? U Got's a dolla?"

ME3: "GHETTO, MY ASS !!" (STSMFU)

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

NO SHIT

Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.

REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006

Someone upstairs

Usually refers to God (or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, upper level supervision, a member of management, or the executive decider.

"SOMEONE UPSTAIRS must like me 'cause I pulled through that rut like a miracle."
"Better cover your ass, boi. SOMEONE UPSTAIRS is gunnin' for you."
"I'm sorry, ma'am but that decision is for somebody above my pay grade. I'll have to refer this matter to SOMEONE UPSTAIRS."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 6, 2006