ChemicalGoat's definitions

yous guys

A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.

It may also be spelled "youse guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."

Yous guys want to go to the concert tonight?

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Inkster

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.

Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."

by ChemicalGoat May 14, 2009

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

Tori Amos

The most incredible female singer ever. Her first solo album, Little Earthquakes, is perfect.

Tori Amos' first three albums are genius.

by ChemicalGoat May 17, 2009