ChemicalGoat's definitions

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

Tegan and Sara

Two Canadian identical twins who are very talented and write incredible music. They began performing as Plunk in 1995 and became known as Tegan and Sara in 1998. The Con, their fifth full-length album, is easily the most addictive record ever.

Tegan and Sara are amazing. I listen to The Con almost every day and never get tired of it.

by ChemicalGoat May 21, 2009

y'all

A southern corruption of the term, "yous guys." Most people who use the expression "y'all" are either rednecks or African-Americans. However, it is more often heard from rednecks. The expression becomes even more ignorant when it is changed to "all y'alls."

Y'all is not a real word. It is formed by dropping the ou from "you all." Even worse, "y'all is often used with a double negative, as described in the example below. This word is the epitome of ignorance.

Y'all don't like movies or nothin'?

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Inkster

A suburb of Detroit, Michigan, known for being a complete dump, having a high crime rate, and a majority of residents being African-Americans. Inkster also has a higher rape rate than Detroit.

Scott: "Hey Matt, do you want to Inkster today?"

Matt: "No way, that place is a fucking pit."

by ChemicalGoat May 14, 2009

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009