Tegan and Sara

Two Canadian identical twins who are very talented and write incredible music. They began performing as Plunk in 1995 and became known as Tegan and Sara in 1998. The Con, their fifth full-length album, is easily the most addictive record ever.

Tegan and Sara are amazing. I listen to The Con almost every day and never get tired of it.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

youse guys

A version of "you guys," which is mostly associated with New Jersey, but is also heard in other metropolitan areas, such as New York and Chicago.

It may also be spelled "yous guys" and is much better than saying "y'all."

Youse guys want to go to the concert tonight?

by ChemicalGoat May 18, 2009

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

jerk your john

To Masturbate. Jerk comes form pulling on your john, which is your dick.

Don't jerk your john when your parent are home.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009

Cho Chang

A member of the Ravenclaw house in Harry Potter, who was one year ahead of Harry in school. She was also noted for being an incredible Quiddich player. Chang used a Comet 260 broom.

Cho Chang owned everyone in the Quiddich match.

by ChemicalGoat May 19, 2009