Chase's definitions

tig ol' bitties

the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on

I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"

by chase October 24, 2003

lpl

L.P.L.-Left Pussy Lip.

-Commonly used by males in the locker room or on the playing field in reference or directed to a fellow athlete complaining about pain.

Complaintent: "I can't, my leg is really hurting me."

Jock: "Oh, it's probably your LPL; you should try stretching that out."

by Chase April 3, 2004

Neocon

1. Word used to describe anyone advocating anything short of outright appeasement of tyranny.

2. The boogey man in liberals' campfire scary stories.

3. Word used by the Old Left to describe the JOOOOS!

He's a neocon Republikkkan!

The neocons are establishing a(n) theocracy/police state/America that can actually defend itself!

We should be tolerant of all peop... Is that a neocon?! FASCIST!

by Chase December 29, 2004

Wal-Mart

A store started by Sam Walton, which sells everything you need at very low prices. Come on, Wal-Mart dissers, you know you shop there too. Who wouldn't?

Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.

by Chase April 3, 2005

Boned

1. Fucked, meaning in a bad situation

2. Fucked, meaninghaving had sex with

1. after drinking a bottle of drano, Tim was BONED!

2. After heavy consumption of alcohol, Jim and Jenny boned all night.

by Chase December 7, 2003

melbourne bridge

The bridge spanning the gap between the see of Australia and the great Moon Lake in West Central Africa. Fo SHizzle

If everyone were jumping off the Melbourne Bridge, would you?

by Chase November 3, 2003

tchaizeus pantherus

any of the small, black, fire breathing cats living during the Time of Tchaiz and serving under the Knights of Kaoticism

That tchaizeus pantherus just totally owned earlee with his fire breath!

by Chase November 30, 2003