Chase's definitions

pink shirt

A shirt worn by men who are aiming to "get some" because girls think it looks good. This is because pink shirts are completely feminine, therefore, homesexual. Pink shirts are supposedly manly or so the wearers say, but this is entirely false. In fact, the chances of a young male becoming gay after wearing a pink shirt significantly raise by 37.4%.

Look at that douchebag! He's wearing three pink shirts and all of their collars are popped.

by Chase September 22, 2005

tig ol' bitties

the biggest set of tits youv set your virgin eyes on

I went over to kims house and her tig ol' bitties were like"snap"

by chase October 24, 2003

ain't

Contraction of am not and slang contraction for anything else.

I ain't gonna watch Joe Millionare 2 because it ain't good.

by Chase February 22, 2007

dunnucky

A hick way of saying blow job, or oral pleasure.

Shirley gave me a dunnucky!
I've given Kyle three dunnuckies!

by Chase July 25, 2004

jimi hendrix

theres nothing else to say, jimi hendrix was the best guitarist ever to live. thats final!

you know your a cute little heart breaker....huh foxy and you know your a sweet little love maker huh foxy

by chase May 13, 2005

scratching

Creating music by means of manually moving a record under a stylus. Typically seen in the musical genres of "House" and "Rap". See my Audio example.

What's a DJ if ya can't scratch?

by Chase February 15, 2005

butt soda

someone who spoils a good time with their own brand of douchery.

"Robert is being a butt soda."

by Chase December 24, 2003