Charlie Golf's definitions

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

paw the gaunch

When a girl masturbates.

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.

by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004

punch the pie

The act of female masturbation. To rub/prod the female genitalia.

My boyfriend only lasts about 15 seconds so I normally have to punch the pie to get mine.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium

Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

Crawfish

To try and take back what you just said. In reference to the way a crawfish swims/walks -- backwards.

Jimmy done say he wanted to titty-fuck that bitch but when he find out she be my kid sista he start crawfishin' like a muthafucka.

by Charlie Golf April 5, 2004

Golden Tang

Female genitalia (aka poontang) that is so sweet, so fresh, and so beautiful that is should be made of gold.

Sara has Golden Tang.....I'm gonna do all I can to hit that.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004

Out of Order

When something is SO off the hook, outta control, it should be broke.

Damn! We raise the roof of dat house last night. That party was out of order.

by Charlie Golf April 19, 2004