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cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.
I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.
by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004
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nofo

Similar to mofo, nofo is short for:

1. aNOther fucker or,
2. aNOther FOol

Used to describe someone of no limited significance.
Cortland Finnegan gambled but lost trying to jack with Andre Johnson. He proved to the world he's just a nofo with little man syndrome.
by Charlie Golf December 17, 2010
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Full court press

When you're constipated so badly that you have to reach out for leverage on the handi-tard bar and shit to press that thing out.
My legs were already asleep before I went into the full court press. All I got was some scrogglings
by Charlie Golf April 21, 2004
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noreltny

When an adult flips out, behaviorly speaking, over something relatively insignificant.

An adult tantrum.
The stewardess just told Jon our flight was going to arrive 1 minute later than scheduled. Now he's throwing his peanuts at her and cussing up a storm. He always throws a noreltny like this for the smallest things. I hope the Air Marshalls don't bust a cap in his ass for being "that guy."
by Charlie Golf July 19, 2007
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paw the gaunch

If Sheila doesn't have a man she usually has to paw the gaunch before she can fall asleep. She also likes to punch the pie in the shower.
by Charlie Golf May 18, 2004
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cum guzzler

One who has a extreme liking for swallowing and does it with great fervor.
Alexis loves choking down my load. She is such a cum guzzler and can't get enough.
by Charlie Golf September 15, 2005
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code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium
Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.
by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004
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