Charlie Golf's definitions

Get my buzz on

Female lingo for masturbating with a battery-powered vibrator.

All these yummy guys at the bar have got my juices flowing but none of them are hitting on me. I'll probably have to go home and get my buzz on.

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally

1. When you are scared out of your wits that you are gonna get caught or in trouble for doing something you shouldn't be.

2. (Syn) Sweatin' like a whore in church.

Man I was driving home from the bar after some suds and when that cop turned his lights on behind me I was sweatin' like Michael Vick at a PETA rally!

by Charlie Golf October 16, 2007

Karate Body

When someone (male or female) has a physique so awesome some might say it is "kickin'" like they do in Karate. Pronounced quickly as "Karate Botty."

Damn. Have you seen that chick from the Transformer movie Megan Fox? She has a serious Karate Body.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2009

code

In reference to DNA-code which is delivered in the seminal medium

Sheila gives great head -- I like to shoot my code on her face.

by Charlie Golf March 10, 2004

cover & hover

What you do when using a public or portable restroom whenever you have to bust a grump. You layer the seat with toilet paper and hover so your ass cheeks don't get tainted.

I had too much meat on a stick and warm beer at Lolapalooza so I had to deliver a huge order. The johnny on the spot had urine crusted pubes on the seat so I had to use like 3 layers of TP before I went into the cover and hover.

by Charlie Golf May 13, 2004

gulley breeze

A vaginal fart or queef that a female expels from her "gulley."

Jennifer let loose with the sweetest gulley breeze when I pulled out

by Charlie Golf December 30, 2005